SirShemmington VI Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Because my friend hates puns, so surely the most pleasant thing to do is to send them as many as I can. Help? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 There are Sanderson related puns now? I must have Mist that. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe ST Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 There are Sanderson related puns now? I must have Mist that. don't make me Snap at you 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 don't make me Snap at you :P/> You can try, but your punshment will consist of Three Lashings. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straff Venture Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 You've Awakened my pun side! Ah, I can't think of any right now, I'll Return later. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesW Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 I Awakened to this thread, how dull. I laughed so hard I hurt my Kholin. Oresure ya wanna start these kind of puns? You're making puns? You must be Trell-ing us. This Heralds the start of something terrible. I feel obligator-ed to stop writing puns soon. I'll be crossing a Bridge Four my drive to school today. Kwann I stop making these? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 (edited) Please do James, or you'll Ruin all of the books for us. And what about those who come here as Seekers of Brandons good books? What are they going to think of our Cultivation of his image? We should Honor his books and show them some Devotion, instead of making such lame jokes. But anyway it's early here so maybe I'm not thinking straight, ah well gotta rise, you know 'up and Ati-um'. Edited January 30, 2013 by Voidus 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesW Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 I don't think I can stop. I guess I must just Forge ahead. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidbringer Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Uh-oh, I Shard-ed. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Oh Voidbringer, we don't want to be Seon that! Why can't you just have a Dawn-Shard instead so we don't have to hear about it? But seriously guys, can we really a Fjordell these puns? We might scare some potential 17th Sharders off, we might psychologically Skaa them with all these. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightflame Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Alas, I am not as in-Tresting, as any of you, and cannot Breeze my way through these puns. I could possibly Sel my soul to Shai'tan in exchange for pun-making skills, but I would easily be exposed as a Forger. Thus I will simply Marsh away from this thread. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) You're all Pulling me into this. When I see such good puns, I just feel Commanded to follow Suit. It's like my sense of humor is Heightening'ed. But, really, you're all Miles better than me at this. I'd Steel them from you, if I didn't fear the consequences. I'd imagine that Clubs would be involved, and that you'd make me see all sorts of Colors. Not that I get all the jokes, of course: some just slider right by me, and others I'm just re-pulser-ed by. ... okay, I think my interest in this had Wayned now. Good, thing, too: I've been laughing so hard that I'm out of Breath. EDIT: Oh, I suppose I should confess: Eye-spiked the punch. Edited February 8, 2013 by Thought 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 (edited) I can't let this thread die! Preservation is paramount! All these Mistborn puns. You guys deserve a Metal. Edited February 9, 2013 by Observer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesW Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 We should Alloy together to Ruin this thread before it gets out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tecslicer Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 I have to Ash the question. With all the mists how do they know when the moon will Wax or Wayne? Now which button do I push to submit this post? Ah, that's right! The Dark One! EDIT: Wait I forgot! Brandon Sazed Scadrial has no moon! I must be going inZane. Now I'm Terrisfied!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straff Venture Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 There are some strange accents on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirShemmington VI Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 I'm going paint the symbol for tin on my friends all in glow in the dark paint. When they ask about it I can say its rather spooky. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WardAgainstLogic Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 This might be a bit of a Ham-fisted attempt at a pun and it's sheer awfulness might drive you inZane but.. What's small, sweet, sticky and spikey? A Marsh-mallow (Also, may I wish you a very belated Fellise navidad) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Wow, well that's quite the list of puns but if we don't slow down we might have some Rioters, let's just all chull for a while and Soothe any pun related tensions in the words of Bart Simpson 'don't have a cow' guys. Mostly because I have a fear of cattle, I am seriously afraid of Dem-oux. But 17th Sharders are all awesome so I'll let it Slider. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WardAgainstLogic Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) It might be a bit of a Push to get so many puns. I zinc we may have to go with your suggestion of taking a break. We still have Miles to go and I don't want to be known as the one who took this thread and Ranette into the ground. Edited February 19, 2013 by WardAgainstLogic 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 I Felt your sneaky riotings! It was a noble Venture, but eVin if it kills this thread, I feel with continued posting that we Shallan derstand Sanderson better. Keep Breathing life into this thread! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WardAgainstLogic Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Yeah, I didn't intend what I said to be Cett in stone. I zinc we might as well keep posting even if it does Kell-s us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tecslicer Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 I've been reviewing these puns and I hate to be the one that needs to shed LIGHTS on the subject, but some of these puns are off COLORS. One was so bad it almost turned my computer to RUST, AND RUINed my screen. There was SHATTERING GLASS all over my keyboard. You may think you can sneek one BY THE FORGOTTEN GODS, but one of these NIGHTS it will catch up to you. Just had to get that off my chest; Don't want to start a FLAMING STORM, YOU know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snipo101 Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 For the Denth time, stop it! Or is it the Denth? Maybe I'll reach TenSoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardbearer Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Canton you keep the noise down? I feel like my brain is Shattering! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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