Sanderson related puns.

[Voidus]

Look guys, if you guys Keep Venture-ing to make these puns then no one is going to Vin, can't we just take a rest for a few Knights? Then we can all Surge back in with the puns, although I don't know why you'd Invest so much of your time.

[Shardbearer he/him]

Are we Dun with these puns yet? The pun spren are blocking my view.

[snipo101 he/him]

On the contrary! This is a Moash inTresting exchange, I Sel-dom find such amusement.

[Observer]

Great, now I'm Awakening to all these horrible puns, and I think to myself Why the heck do I keep Returning to this place?

 

I Shan 't find a bigger waste of time than this thread.

[Voidus]

I think we've covered every aspect I can think of, cos Mare Sharders like us can't keep producing puns at this rate.
EDIT: sorry, cosmere* Sharders like us

Edited May 16, 2013 by Voidus

[Shardbearer he/him]

This thread is a Kolossal waste of time. Perhaps we should Bind together to send it to the Void?

[Observer]

What an Odious proposition! To anyone who says that, you Canal die now, for you Hathsin'd!

[Voidus]

Now Observer that's a little harsh, I'm just Chalkling that up to stress. But you should take a vacation or something, you know get a little Sunmaker, a nice Breeze.

[Observer]

I'm actually just moving into a new home. My First Contract with the builders went over Well, and there's very little I Kandra that they can't build. So that's Soothing me a little as of now.

[Nemuri he/him]

Are you holding a shard? Cosmere mortals cannot be that divine.

[PhilV he/him]

Are you holding a shard? Cosmere mortals cannot be that divine.

I see we've Ventured into cosmere-related pick-up lines

(That was almost inadvertent)