Argent Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 From Reddit, with love: Credit: /u/Aethy (post) 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Veggielurgy is a messy art. Of course, that's why it's so much fun. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Hilarious! Gotta love asdfmovie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent Posted August 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Veggielurgy is a messy art. Of course, that's why it's so much fun. Much more dangerous than Fruitochemy or Seedomancy. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Inquisi-ponies eat carrot inquisitors for breakfast. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 On the bright side, carrot inquisitors see better than any other Invested creatures. Carrots are essential for healthy eyesight. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Carrot Inquisitors are made by spiking Seedlings. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 This is a viable form of Hemalurgy. It's just on the Shardworld with the focus of Vegetables. What in the world it would be stealing... I have no idea. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Rope Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 What would the godvegetables be on this world be. Also eatting too meany greens makes you a savant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent Posted August 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 This is a viable form of Hemalurgy. It's just on the Shardworld with the focus of Vegetables. What in the world it would be stealing... I have no idea. The scary thing is that this is technically possible in the Cosmere. Probably. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 This is very funny to me. I have a friend, who years ago got himself stabbed in the eye with a carrot and had to have it surgically removed. His eye is fine now...he didn't have it long enough to know what powers he gained. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 This is very funny to me. I have a friend, who years ago got himself stabbed in the eye with a carrot and had to have it surgically removed. His eye is fine now...he didn't have it long enough to know what powers he gained. You wouldn't happen to have been in the general vicinity at the time would you? Maybe "accidentally" tripping while running with a carrot in your hand? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 You wouldn't happen to have been in the general vicinity at the time would you? Maybe "accidentally" tripping while running with a carrot in your hand? ...that poor guy, his stolen sight wasted because my friend 'needed' surgery. I need more carrots. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 We at the Dark Alley sell carrots genetically engineered to be extra pointy. And they just happen to be on sale... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Well then, could you tell me, how is your eye sight? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Well, what kind of sight are we talking about? Mundane sight, transdimensional sight, hunger sight, foresight, hindsight? Anyway, my vision is not important. What is important is how many carrots and, ahem, "donors" you wish to purchase. Any attempt at spike DA salespeople could result in unfortunate circumstances for you, any fish you own, and the Czechoslovakians*. *Not sure why... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowspren Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 And the Shard for this world is the heavenly gardener 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Well, what kind of sight are we talking about? Mundane sight, transdimensional sight, hunger sight, foresight, hindsight? Anyway, my vision is not important. What is important is how many carrots and, ahem, "donors" you wish to purchase. Any attempt at spike DA salespeople could result in unfortunate circumstances for you, any fish you own, and the Czechoslovakians*. *Not sure why... Are your carrots freshly picked from the Garden of Inquisition? Your foresight is impressive.....But I do care for my fish... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Fresh as they come! And they're watered daily with the tears of orphans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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