Popular Post Fatebreaker he/him Posted July 26, 2014 Popular Post Posted July 26, 2014 Greetings one and all! We are proud to announce the Grand Opening of the first Cosmere University!!! We are the first interplanetary university in the cosmere and admit (nearly) all setient applicants, even if you're a skaa or a darkeyes! With a glorious view of the cosmos and infrequent attacks on the campus, we garuntee a blissful learning enviroment like no other! Here are some of our classes and professors: The Economics of Allomancy, taught by Professor Dockson Cosmere Biology. This Class is split into different sections: Greatshells and their kin, Mistwraiths, and Cremlings Leadership and You: The definitive guide on leadership, taught by Professors Elend Venture, Dalinar Kholin, and Raoden Politics: An Immortal Perspective, taught by Professor Blushweaver. Antilogic 101, taught by Professor Wayne The Textiles of War: Wartime Economics, taught by Professors Sebarial and Dockson Cosmere 101: A Brief Guide to Our Universe, taught by Headmaster Hoid The Art of Banter, taught by professors Lightsong, Shallan Davar, and guest lectures by Headmaster Hoid Religious Studies, taught by Professor Sazed Destruction 101, Taught by Professors Nightblood and Szeth Linguistics 300: Accents and Impersonations, taught by Professor Wayne Sociology 500: Inter-Shard World Communications Culinary 70: Horneater Cuisine, taught by Professor Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor Psychology 600: Lifeless Art 60: Drawing and Composition, Taught by Professors Shallan Davar and Ben McSweeney Creative Writing, taught by Professor Brandon Sanderson Some of our courses are specialized for talented students. They include the following: Emotional Allomancy: It's a Riot!, taught by Professor Breeze Landrian Physical Allomancy 1: Effective Pewter Use, Taught by Professor Hammond Physical Allomancy 2: The Usefulness of Tin, taught by Professor Spook Gravitation and Physics, taught by Professors Szeth and Kaladin Push and Pull: The Physics of Steel and Iron, taught by Professors Kelsier and Vin Aon Geometry, taught by Professor Raoden Awakening for Losers Beginners, taught by Professor Vasher Worldsinging, Taught by Headmaster Hoid and Professor Sigzil The Art of Lightweaving, taught by Professor Shallan Davar Eating Rocks: The Science of Soulcasting, taught by Professor Jasnah Kholin Worldhopping, taught by Headmaster Hoid and Professors Galladon and Demoux Domination: a guide to being an evil overlord, taught by Professor Rashek and the 17th Shard Staff We also encourage new students to join our dueling team! We hope you make the choice to join our beloved alumni and look forward to seeing you soon! (Please feel free to make your own suggestions for classes and staff) 34
Lord Venvious he/him Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 I think I will take Antilogic 101, Destruction 101, Linguistics 300, and Culinary 70. I am also considering taking Gravitation and Physics, and Push and Pull as electives. 3
Quiver he/him Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 (edited) Aw man! Professor Blushweavers class is already full? How does she get so many students...? Edited July 26, 2014 by Quiver 4
Kobold King he/him Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 Much student gossip is centered around who is or isn't Headmaster Hoid in disguise. (Sometimes he is himself one of the students gossiping on the subject.) 15
Quiver he/him Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 Cunning students can divine his true identity because, after spreading gossip, he can be seen running away, giggling to himself. 6
Kobold King he/him Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 Can we have a legal course taught by Professor Darkness? 3
Mailliw73 he/him Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Greetings one and all! 1. Leadership and You: The definitive guide on leadership, taught by Professors Elend Venture, Dalinar Kholin, and Raoden 2. Antilogic 101, taught by Professor Wayne 3. Cosmere 101: A Brief Guide to Our Universe, taught by Headmaster Hoid 4. The Art of Banter, taught by professors Lightsong, Shallan Davar, and guest lectures by Headmaster Hoid 5. Linguistics 300: Accents and Impersonations, taught by Professor Wayne 6. Emotional Allomancy: It's a Riot!, taught by Professor Breeze Landrian 7. Physical Allomancy 1: Effective Pewter Use, Taught by Professor Hammond 8. Physical Allomancy 2: The Usefulness of Tin, taught by Professor Spook 9. Worldhopping, taught by Headmaster Hoid and Professors Galladon and Demoux We also encourage new students to join our dueling team! Reasons I'm taking these classes:1. The awesome professors! 2. Hilarity 3. Who wouldn't take Hoid's class? 4. Also Hilarity reasons 5. That would be the coolest thing! 6-8. Allomancy is sweet! 9. Again, duh! I have a very full schedule and I didn't even get all the classes I wanted. Sign me up for that dueling team! 3
Mistdork she/her Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Man, Ati's not teaching Destruction 101 again? This makes me sad, he has so much experience. Is he on sabbatical again? It's like he hates this job or something despite being super good at Ruining things. D; Oh well, at least I can take Push and Pull with Kel and Vin...and that Awakening class, I heard that Professor Vasher likes to disguise himself as a Rosharan ardent half the time and teach people to wield Shardblades, make bad idioms, and how to jump off roofs! So much fun to be had...Or was that Shardblade Fighting 101? ;P 4
Fatebreaker he/him Posted July 27, 2014 Author Posted July 27, 2014 Man, Ati's not teaching Destruction 101 again? This makes me sad, he has so much experience. Is he on sabbatical again? It's like he hates this job or something despite being super good at Ruining things. D; Oh well, at least I can take Push and Pull with Kel and Vin...and that Awakening class, I heard that Professor Vasher likes to disguise himself as a Rosharan ardent half the time and teach people to wield Shardblades, make bad idioms, and how to jump off roofs! So much fun to be had...Or was that Shardblade Fighting 101? ;P Shards are banned from teaching because their classes tend to conflict. 5
Mistdork she/her Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) Shards are banned from teaching because their classes tend to conflict. But he's technically a Sliver now! You're just Sliver-ish! (But not really). ;P Edited July 27, 2014 by Nymp
Shardmancer he/him Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Wow this is great.. I feel like im in a candy store.. I wouldnt want to overwhelm myself with a course load thats too big so I'll just have to pick my favorites.. Certainly linguistics with guest lectures from Headmaster Hoid sounds great, as well as Banter with Lightsong ans Shallan.. got to keep my circulum along the same genre!
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Can we have a legal course taught by Professor Darkness?"Sorry I'm late for class today, proffessor. I'm a little hungover.""Really? How old are you, Jerry?" "18, sir?" "And we are, I believe, in Ontario, where the legal drinking age is 19, aren't we, Jerry?" "Uh, I suppose so, sir.." "So, you admit you were BREAKING THE LAW, Jerry?" "I.. guess, sir, why are you holding your hand out likeOH*H*TWHATDON'TSTABME -" "Class, would anybody else like to confess their sins against society before we begin today?" 11
Botanica she/her Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Wow, I'd always like to see a university version Cosmere! Brilliant job! Really really curious about Headmaster Hoid's lessons 1
Kobold King he/him Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Wow, I'd always like to see a university version Cosmere! Brilliant job! Really really curious about Headmaster Hoid's lessons They come in seven parts, and you won't get to see them for many years to come, long after the other classes have been finished. 2
Lord Venvious he/him Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 You never know who Prof. Wayne might be impersonating..... 0_0 2
Lord Venvious he/him Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Just out of curiousity are awakened swords permitted to be used in duels? It would be handy to know beforehand so I don't end up coming and having to lug it and not be able to use it. 2
Zerovirus Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Eshonai ought to be leading a class on singing. 2
Lord Venvious he/him Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) I can hardly wait for Master Zahael to teach me how to use a shardblade! (He is the coach of the dueling team right?) Edited July 28, 2014 by Lord Venvious 3
Green Hoodie Mistborn he/him Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Interdisciplinary Studies: Art/Theater 600: Truth and Perception - Set & Costume design for Lightweaving; taught by Headmaster Hoid, and Prof. Shallan Davar 2
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 (edited) Judge, Jury, and Executioner: Practical Lawkeeping, taught by Prof Miles Hundredlives I'm stoopid and dead Show some respect, Wayne Well, he is, ain't he? He was a good man, once And now he's a good bullet sponge! Taught by Guest Lecturers Waxillium Ladrian and Marasi Harms but mostly Head Master Sergeant General Professor Doctor Wayne "Handsome and Dashing" Justicemaker Sliderking Edited July 29, 2014 by Swimmingly 8
Green Hoodie Mistborn he/him Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Judge, Jury, and Executioner: Practical Lawkeeping, taught by Prof Miles Hundredlives I'm stoopid and dead Show some respect, Wayne Well, he is, ain't he? He was a good man, once And now he's a good bullet sponge! Taught by Guest Lecturers Waxillium Ladrian and Marasi Harms but mostly Head Master Sergeant General Professor Doctor Wayne "Handsome and Dashing" Justicemaker Sliderking with Special Guest lecturer Prof. Emeritus Nalan'Elin of the Roshar University, Skybreaker School of Law... 1
Mistdork she/her Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Judge, Jury, and Executioner: Practical Lawkeeping, taught by Prof Miles Hundredlives I'm stoopid and dead Show some respect, Wayne Well, he is, ain't he? He was a good man, once And now he's a good bullet sponge! Taught by Guest Lecturers Waxillium Ladrian and Marasi Harms but mostly Head Master Sergeant General Professor Doctor Wayne "Handsome and Dashing" Justicemaker Sliderking Someone ought to tell Prof Wayne that Comic Sans is not nearly as comic as he thinks it is! Also, Awesomeness 2000: Taught by "Professor" Lift and her not-so-awesome Voidbringer, Wyndle! Learning how to use Awesomeness for all your Edgedancer needs...(and how to touch spren, asking Nightwatcher for a boon may or may not be required of all students). 4
+Slowswift Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Can I pull a Hermione and sign up for everything? 3
Kobold King he/him Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 (edited) Can I pull a Hermione and sign up for everything? Only once Brandon adds time travel to the series. Edited July 29, 2014 by Kobold King 1
Chrono she/her Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Sign me up for EVERYTHING! Also, can Kelsier teach a class on how to best kill nobles? Kaladin can guest lecture for a special lecture on how to kill Shardbearers.
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