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  1. Jo and the Bush
    It is Team Rocket we're talking about here. I don't remember much about Pokemon from when I was a Child, but I do remember their incredible Incompetence. Maybe that was the only ball they could manage to catch anything with.
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    So Illuminati, I heard you don't like to mix Pokemon and Ponies?
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    Someone close to him and his brother was behind the death of his older brother, and he feels he should have been able to prevent it with his high Intellect. Or, if the brother's death was an accident, the common people and much of the nobility believed he was actually behind it, greedy for the throne. Since he ascended there have been several revenge assassination attempts on him. Or He doesn't believe his brother is actually dead, and is afraid his brother is going to come back and try to retake the throne. Or he's just neurologically predisposed to paranoia. (I know people like that. They know no one's out to get them, but they still keep their back to a wall, count the exits and people, and only eat food they themselves have prepared.)
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    "Spend too long living a Lie, and you'll find eventually, you don't want to return to the truth. So ask yourself, would you rather reveal your secret, or erase it?"

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    It was the 17th time he'd been arrested that month, and he had fully settled into the routine. The guards would conveniently forget to lock the cell door, and he would conveniently escape his cell after five minutes. As always, he made his way to the barracks, and joined in the poker game that was always running while he waited for the guards to catch whoever had tried to frame him this time. Those three lines just popped into my head a year ago, and they're actually the basis of the book I've been writing since then. But my personal favorite group of lines is this conversation: "Don't sit there, I spilled some drink there." "How'd that happen? You're not usually very clumsy." "Did I say it was on accident?" "Damnation, you have to learn how to tolerate people." That's my favorite conversation in my book, because I pulled it verbatim from a real conversation I had. (I have poured water on a chair next to me to avoid people before.)
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    . . . If only you knew what that was slang for. . . On Topic, I come up with (Bad) plots rather easily. Too come up with a plot, I just think of whatever character I'm writing, and figure out what event would confuse them the most, then stick them in the middle of it. Got a Chullstomping Knight with Massive Thews and a love of Killing Monsters? Force him to care for a lost little girl against an army of pretty faires who are trying to switch her out with a changeling. Got a Necromancer who's trying to prove that Necromancy isn't evil? Have him get framed by another Necromancer! (That's mine by the way, no using this one.) That doesn't work for everyone though, but if you need any help coming up with a plot, just describe one of your characters for me.
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    Happy National Pink Pony Day.

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      Kobold King

      Happy Random Holiday Day!

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    Muk/Grimer are basically the Smooze, who is immune to all non flutterpony Magic. The EoH don't do anything against them. . . Lord Sombra is a Pony made completely from Darkness. Nightmare moon was Luna corrupted by a different Group of Sentient Darkness. Batponies are Pegasi infused with small amounts of that same Darkness. That Darkrii card you made is just Discord, another MLP Character. Just give up Illuminati. They got to me, they'll get to you.
  9. Jo and the Bush
    Read Joker's stuff Give the armies to Lopen Elect Malcom Reynolds the leader. Chaos, Kobold King and Peter Ahlstrom
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    Why did you resist for so long?
  11. Jo and the Bush
    I tend to skim through these posts, just checking for keywords like Joe or Portland. Today, This is what I saw: I was very confused for a minute. Anyway, Winter cloud, what ever happened to your sniper? And Twi, is remington still in Attica?
  12. Jo and the Bush
    Ultimate laziness is when you're too lazy to stop being productive.
  13. Jo and the Bush
    Hmm. . . I wonder what Crackers with Peanut Butter AND Cheese would taste like. Be Right Back. EDIT: Better than I thought it would taste, but not as good as each of them individually.
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    Peanut Butter and Ritz Crackers is always my Default Snack. Usually with a glass of milk.
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    Actual conversation I had today with my mother while we were driving. (I've been driving for two years now.) (What I was thinking was in italics) "Joe, that's a red light" "Yes I know, Notice how I'm braking?" "Joe Slow Down!" "Mom, i'm 10 miles under the speed Limit" "Joe, you're not going Fast enough." ​Shut up. "Ok Mom." "Joe we need to go Right" You can see my Blinker is on! Just shut up! "Ok Mom, I'm turning" "Joe, check your mirrors" I AM GOING TO CRASH THIS CAR IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP!!! "Ok Mom. I know what I'm doing" "Don't take that tone with me! I'm much more experienced at driving then you." I can't believe how much I hate everything. ". . ."
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    Where is your Profile Pic From?
  17. Jo and the Bush
    Well, you are a God Beyond. I cut each little Square apart, so that I have a tiny pile of Waffle Niblets. Then I cover that pile with syrup and eat it with a Spoon.
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    It's so good to be back in Oregon.

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    Kalad's Phantoms.
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    In the Beginning, there was Me. I was alone in the nothingness that was before the Universe. Eventually I created this world to entertain myself. I created humans to worship me. But eventually, they forgot me. they started worshiping others, such as the King of all Kobolds, and the Sparkleless Twilight. So I decided to fracture Myself into multiple Joes. I sent all these Joes, these pieces of myself across the world sop that all would remember the name of Joe. So when I say I am the Only Joe, it really means I am all the Joes. They are all shadows of Me. Toasted white bread Layer of Homeade Strawberry Jam. Triple layer of Medium Cheddar Cheese Layer of Harvest Cheddar Potato Chips Two slices of Fred Meyer Turkey Blood of a thousand Orphan Pandas Another slice of White Bread, this one untoasted.
  21. Jo and the Bush
    I think they all know who eachother are, but they can only communicate via a single PM per cycle that the killer can't respond to.
  22. Jo and the Bush
    Quota started as a meme. Theres a limit on how many posts you can upvote per day, so we decided that Quota was an epic who didn't want us to make people happy.
  23. Jo and the Bush
    It sounds a lot like the sound of two hands clapping, except with a bit more regret and pain in the tone, since the single hand knows that it should have a parter, but is instead eternally alone, forced to watch in envy at all the other hands clapping in pairs. Single hands lead sad lives.
  24. Jo and the Bush
    Apparently this is a thing. So I'll do one as well. Ask me things so that I can blatantly lie and/or mock you. Or occasionally, I'll even tell the truth.
  25. Jo and the Bush
    I can confirm those are the members of the buffet car. Except Renegade. He's in every car.
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