A Joe in the Bush

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. I am that second mouse.

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. I am that second mouse.

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. I am that second mouse.

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. I am that second mouse.

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. I am that second mouse.

My new Favorite 17th Shard Quote: "Are you asking 17th Sharders to not theorize about the pointless, obscure, not-all-that-helpful information within Brandon's works?"

Just finished my Junior year of high school yesterday...

Just finished my Junior year of high school yesterday...

I'm a duck again. I felt the need for change.

Graduating tonight. With a Master's. Holy crapolies.

What can you only get when you give it away?

I finally got around to reading The Keepers of Discord. I'm going to be an emotional Wreck all night now. #BlamingKobold

I finally got around to reading The Keepers of Discord. I'm going to be an emotional Wreck all night now. #BlamingKobold

I finally got around to reading The Keepers of Discord. I'm going to be an emotional Wreck all night now. #BlamingKobold

One Year on 17th Shard. What am I doing with my life.

One Year on 17th Shard. What am I doing with my life.

One Year on 17th Shard. What am I doing with my life.

Closing night of Midsummer Night's Dream. Wish me luck.

Closing night of Midsummer Night's Dream. Wish me luck.

Fluffy Clouds is best pony.

Fluffy Clouds is best pony.

Am I alone in suspecting David will find something that is both horrifying and utterly gamechanging in the Knighthawk Foundry?

I'm on stage, performing a Midsummer Night's Dream before 100 people, and I'm posting on the 17th shard.

What if "The Bands of Mourning" are just immortal musicians that used to play for the Lord Ruler when he was feeling blue?

"Jump."