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All this waffling is making me hungry. This is great work Panda! Do you mind if I use this for my profile pic? I just wish it had some color. The Wafflesworn are a colorful lot.

Ashiok, you are upholding your oath as a Featherfarmer then? We'll be here to keep you fed throughout this skirmish. Thanks, Panda. It's nice!

Yes, I did. This is a vegetarian waffle, so get those weird Asian ingredients out of your head. -- Well, then I will just make one coconut and panda(n) waffle for you, square shaped, with all the ingredients sans panda shape, and not use my brand new panda waffle iron. Sadly, I have to set aside this lunch offering for you, with Panda-shaped rice, since you obviously don't like eating your own kind.

I doubt if baby troll feet will be feather light. More like light featherweight.

Panda, a gift for the assiduous Observer: The Waffle Watch This waffle immortalizes the ever watchful gaze of the Eyewitness Panda with its panda shape and panda eyes, shaped with meticulous care. We have brought some Asian flavor into it through a batter made of coconut and panda(n) cream. Topped with sweet ginger syrup, whipped cream and bananas, this popular Asian waffle is as delicious as it is well balanced, with a nice green color inside a light crust to match the Observer's Guild's impartiality. *hands Lightsworn Panda a shardspork* Enjoy!

This is a Waffleborn, Ladies and Gentlemen. Simply awesome.

That signature needs some shrinking, Leftinch. And oooooh, Archive Secrets!!!! Can I have some, pretty please? I would like to request, but I don't where to begin. The wealth of information you must have access to! -- And you're very much welcome. An adjustment to our yearly taxes would be very appreciated. In exchange for the fair treatment, we will gift you with our one-of-a-kind specials (with recipes, of course) for your documentation. After all, the key to the understanding and cataloging of a recipe is in the tasting, yes?

The idea of nibbling suits me, being of The Wafflesworn. Although I have to say, the waffles we make are too sumptuous that mere nibbles will never satisfy. So yeah, Aether, I got skaa's PM today. I'm Mary, from the Philippines, skaa's friend, and overall party starter.

Good good. War is in the air. We, in Wafflesworn, supply any and all who wish to strengthen their soldiers with our Breakfast of Champions special. A mix of what your mom thinks is good for you, and what you think is good for you, which can be two very different things. We also have our warfare special, comes at a premium price - The Trojan Waffle (name courtesy of The Knave). Made of premium-grade Wafflerasium, and Ashiok's patented recipe of Waffle Sentience. This crusted waffleborn, can slip behind enemy lines, and pretend to be a normal waffle...until it's too late. It's not Winter that's coming. It's the Syrup Storm! But WOW, you did this in 10 minutes?! Even if I spend a whole day, I won't be able to create stuff as good as this - unless it was food.

The Wafflesworn's offering to our Most Glorious Brightlady Feather: *drum roll please* The Feather Light Waffle The waffle for the gracious lady of the Featherblades and Feathertips. Light as a feather, this crisp buckwheat waffle melts in your mouth. Topped with a blueberry maple syrup, whipped cream and sprinkled with cinnamon, this waffle packs a ton of flavor in its featherlight crust. Inside the waffle crust is a vein of pure Belgian chocolate, which delights anyone who likes surprises. After all, there's always another secret.

Our dear Highprince of Cutlery, you must have forgotten that our kitchens are just outside, fortified with stone ovens, and virtually indestructible. No need to build a Snow Ko(ne)bold Mini Fortress here. Besides, as Wafflesworn, we have to collect Syrup Rain, and Hash Hail. They will all taste yummy for tomorrow's breakfast. Most Odious of Natures, Eternally Suspicious Knave, we have only the most noble intentions in sprinkling our waffles with Wafflerasium. Thy allegiance is thine own. Art thou suggesting, nay accusing, the Wafflesworn, to be duplicitous as thine art?! Fie! See around you, Sir Quiver. Nary a one, but thou, hath pondered such insanity! Forthwith, we shall cease to use Wafflerasium except for our own evil experiments unless demanded by your queen and princess. Sentient waffles are great company when travelling in the wild lands. All you have then are waffles to talk to, and name them Bob and Sue. CFSBF Rocks! Brightlady Feather, the Wafflesworn have yet to create a tribute waffle for you. We shall endeavor to concoct one as soon as the Syrup Storm has passed.

I believe it's a secret. After all, there's always another secret.

Master Leftinch, here is a takeout for you *hands over a box of Schwaffles* *whispers conspiratorially* "The recipe is inside."

Hmmm. Scholarly pursuits must make one so sensitive and quite contrary. On the other hand, kitchen duty must have made me too sharp like the knives I wield at all times. "Master Leftinch!! Come back! A special waffle for you." The Schwaffle The waffle specially made for scholars who follow Princesses who speak High Imperial.Perfectly Light and golden, made crisp and thin, this waffle is inspired by the pages of books scholars are never without. Sweetened with honey, it's topped with fresh mango slices from the tropics.

Thank you, Leftinch! Are you sure you're not of The Observer's Guild? You feel awfully like a Hoidstorian to me.

*bows to receive title bequest* Thank you, our dear Highprince of Cutlery! This is a great honor. I shall endeavor to have the kitchen staff perpetually scurrying about. Let us waffle all and sundry with our exemplary culinary styles and whilst waffling, convince them to bow down to our everlasting gourmet cuisine!

*gasp* Think of what you're trying to ruin, Leftinch! Won't the loss of the gastronomic delights that we offer be too much for the Newcago Court to take? Imagine living only on Kiwi!! That is an outrage I will not let happen. "Scribes, get a copy of this to Master Leftinch. We would not want to err on the side of noncompliance." *hands over the honeycake waffle recipe* Master Ashiok, Highprince of Sugar, please hide the Wafflerasium. I believe it is too valuable to be leftinch unguarded.

You're welcome. How about some apple brandy to go with the cakes? Or would you like some apple cider instead? In this cold castle, Tam's casks come in handy, raided from his stores just before Bel Tine. *scribbling swiftly to write the brand new Honeycake Waffle recipe*

Only the finest Honeycakes for you, Matrim, taken directly from Marin Al'Vere's recipe book.

My apologies if I have offended. But Faerie Monarchs are a dime a dozen, and our waffles are known far and wide. We are bound to attract all sorts of unsavory creatures. Oh, our dearest Highprince of Cutlery! Princess Delightful must not have been referring to you! That would have been a wicked train of thought. *grabs a snowcone* These are positively delightful! We must name them The Ice Ko(ne)bold!

I would be honored if you would bequeth me with the title "Mistress of the Wafflesworn Kitchens". I sooo love to order kitchen staff around, especially the novices and Accepted sent for punishment. *rubs hands with glee*

We have a Highprince of Cutlery and a Highprince of Sugar. We have just secured the contract to be the exclusive caterers of the Newcago Court. We are now offering our services to the Featherbows and Featherblades, collectively known as the Featherclan (thanks to Quiver, the Turncoat). We aim to infiltrate every kingdom and one day take over make the best waffles this side of the Cosmere that you've ever tasted. There will be no stopping the deluge of magnificent recipes from our industrious kitchens. And we promise, that we never ever put detectable poison in the food we serve.

The Wafflerasium does not exist in this world, but exists in abundance in other places in the Cosmere. The other waffle kitchens were kind enough to provide me with one in my travels. Yes, we do. Why don't we ask Awesomeness Summoned to make one for us? And Awesomeness' avatar is a waffle! -- Do you remember this Welcome Waffle?

The Wafflesworn serve only the highest of the high, with food fit for Epics, Returned (Breaths of only those with talent), and royals alike. Alas, the said Faerie Monarch has been sighted in some of our kitchens across the Cosmere. We are of generous hearts and can never refuse him a layer or two of our delicious concoctions. We will be honored to be the exclusive provider of Newcago Court cuisine, Princess Delightful, Queen Elsa. Our contract will be sent to you separately which includes our rates and various requirements. *goes to the kitchen before the royals change their mind. a close is a close is a close. We are pleased you enjoy our waffles. We will feature your photo and endorsement in The Cosmere Cravings magazine. ---- Quiver, we have devised a new recipe for you: The Turncoat Waffle A waffle made for the dual-natured heart. It is made with two different-flavored sides - one of chocolate, and the other of buttermilk. Topped with a marbled choco vanilla ice cream, we have liberally sprinkled it with chocolate chips and shaved white chocolate. *serves it with a fluorish