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Same.

Oh shoot, you're totally right. I'd never thought of that before!

Two things- 1) I think the upvote limit was recently upped to 20 a day, and 2) I usually find myself with far more upvotes than I need.

I don’t know. I mean, this was a pretty huge spoiler:

When you’re putting on your shoes and socks in the morning and on a whim decide to put the socks over your eyes and call yourself a Sockquisitor, trying to Push on all the threads in the room.

I read this and imagined it like this. I was laughing so hard: “Oranges, bananas, maybe get a little bit of tomatoes, some Oathbringer, brocco- wait a minute...” Tesh turns back to the Oathbringer section and proceeds to half freak out, half become best friends with Brandon. She wakes up. “Shoot! Those books only cost like $2 a pound!” Now who’s mind is a strange place? Disclaimer:

You’re pretty much right. Originally, when there were to be three Eras, Wax and Wayne was just a short story, a break from other projects. When it became a series, Brandon decided to call it Era 1.5. That was too awkward, so now it is officially Era 2. There will be a total of 4 Eras if all goes according to plan.

When you see that someone wrote: “Hi! How are you doing today?” on a whiteboard, and you change it to this: It won’t go vertical.

That’s storming adorable. Storming. Adorable. Kaladin shouldn’t be adorable!!! Noooooo!!! @Tesh, what have you done!?!? Take my upvote. Just... take it.

Biochromatic? Shalladin? Shadolin? I am, unfortunately, bad at remembering passwords. ? This password is safe, I think. ? Now, see, this password is excellent. ?

When you’re watching the new Star Wars movie, and the whole time you’re just thinking: “Sanderson could do so much better than this.” Then you start wanting to reread some of his stuff.

When you call those water jet pack things spyrils. I don’t know what they are actually called. I just always call them spyrils. I get confused when other people call them other things.

@Dunkum You ever wanted Link to ride a motorcycle? Yeah. DLC 2's got that. Want painfully difficult (for me, some of them) geography map puzzles that you need to solve to find the new shrines? DLC 2's got that. Want epic stealth mode where you have a quarter heart throughout the section, and you get to feel like a complete beast while you snipe all the enemies (that's how I did it.)? DLC 2's got that. Also, did I mention that Link get's A FRICKIN' MOTORCYCLE?!?! Plus, I thought the first DLC was pretty great on it's own. I highly recommend.

Watched Psych the Movie a couple days ago. It's amazing.

I am playing BotW again. I bought the DLC back when it came out and now I'm playing the second part. It is just reminding me how freaking awesome this game is.

When you say preform, do you mean Hoid-style?

Alcatraz would be rolling around right now if he saw that.

Nale was falling around when he noticed a small figure nearby. “Oh, hi spren!”

Wow, @Daylight. Never seen someone take advantage of the Hemalurgists as skillfully as you did just now. I’m impressed.

I felt that this was applicable here.

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Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. "Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?" "Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my life." "What happened?" "Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke and when the water hit our house it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely." "How about you?" "Me? I accompanied her on the piano!" Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?He was playing by ear. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? A pianist and singer are rehearsing "Autumn Leaves" for a concert and the pianist says:"OK. We will start in G minor and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor."The singer says: "Wow, I don't think I can remember all of that."The pianist says: "Well, that's what you did last time." Saint Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a Texan. "Tell me, what have you done in life?" says St. Peter. The Texan says, "Well, I struck oil, so I became rich, but I didn't sit on my laurels--I divided all my money among my entire family in my will, so our descendants are all set for about three generations." St. Peter says, "That's quite something. Come on in. Next!" The second guy in line has been listening, so he says, "I struck it big in the stock market, but I didn't selfishly just provide for my own like that Texan guy. I donated five million to Save the Children." "Wonderful!" says Saint Peter. "Come in. Who's next?" The third guy has been listening, and says timidly with a downcast look, "Well, I only made five thousand dollars in my entire lifetime." "Goodness!" says St. Peter. "What instrument did you play?"