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  1. Alvron

    Reality is nothing more than an illusion; albeit a persistent one.

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    2. WayneSpren

      WayneSpren

      If reality is an illusion...the internet must be real.

    3. Kasimir

      Kasimir

      Life is a dream — that knows no shade.

      Life is a dream — of pain and woe.

      A dream from which — we pray to wake.

      A dream from which — we wake and go.

    4. Kipper

      Kipper

      Have not all souls thought

      For many ages that our body is wrought

      Of air and fire and other elements?

      And now they think of new ingredients;

      And one soul thinks one, and another way

      Another thinks, and 'tis an even lay.

  2. Alvron

    Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

    1. Kipper

      Kipper

      I wish I could upvote this.

    2. A Joe in the Bush

      A Joe in the Bush

      Hey Kipper, you can upvote status now.

    3. Kipper

      Kipper

      Thanks Joe. Fixed.

  3. Alvron

    ˙ǝɹnʇɐɯɯı ǝq sʎɐʍןɐ uɐɔ noʎ ʇnq ˙ǝɔuo ƃunoʎ ǝq ʎןuo uɐɔ noʎ

    1. Kipper

      Kipper

      ¡noʎ 'bop ʎןs noʎ

    2. Alvron

      Alvron

      ˙ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ʇı pıp xıqnɹ uǝɥʍ ɯoɹɟ ɐǝpı ǝɥʇ ǝןoʇs ı ˙ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇou

    3. Kipper

      Kipper

      ˙xıqnɹ ǝʞıן sɹǝʍod ǝʞıן-pob ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop ı ʇnq 'ןןǝʍ sɐ ןןoɹʇ ɐ ɯɐ ı ˙ןןoɹʇ ɐ ɥɔns sı xıqnɹ

  4. Alvron

    Hmm, not sure how I feel about being followed by a self confessed assassin. :P

    1. Assassin in Burgundy

      Assassin in Burgundy

      Don't worry. I only go after New Zealandites. 

    2. Alvron

      Alvron

      Eep

    3. Assassin in Burgundy

      Assassin in Burgundy

      "Assassin son son Burgundy wore Burgundy on the day he was to kill an Alvron. The clothing was a Shardic tradition, and he did as his masters required. Though he had not asked, they had explained. 'Burgundy to be bold. Burgundy to not blend in with the night. For if you are to follow a Sharder, he has the right to see you coming.'"

  5. Alvron

    The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

    1. Fifth Scholar

      Fifth Scholar

      Good odds with the Gods of Luck and Chance at your side, though, no? Or do you need Mat Cauthon to help you complete this monumental task? :P 

    2. Alvron

      Alvron

      So far, I've failed every time I've taken the test.

  6. Alvron

    To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

    1. Kasimir

      Kasimir

      It's complex.

    2. Haelbarde

      Haelbarde

      They argand

  7. Alvron

    When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

    1. A Joe in the Bush

      A Joe in the Bush

      Please stop staring at me.

    2. Alvron

      Alvron

      Then stop moving. You're throwing off my aim.

  8. Alvron

    In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present.

    1. A Joe in the Bush

      A Joe in the Bush

      Eh, we could just have varying levels of Light, going from dim to Blinding.

    2. Arrae

      Arrae

      Light is all very well and good, but we humans need shadows to comprehend this three-dimensional world.

  9. Alvron

    Most of the time when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But you fart just one time...

    1. Lunamor

      Lunamor

      *farts*

  10. Alvron

    I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

    1. Haelbarde

      Haelbarde

      Pray do tell!

  11. Alvron

    I don't trip.  I do random gravity checks.

    1. Tesh

      Tesh

      First thought:

      Windrunner.

  12. Alvron

    I need a vacation.  Someone kidnap me please.

    1. Darkness Ascendant

      Darkness Ascendant

      *grabs chloroform

  13. Alvron

    gdNPWZ2hEG-1KVoMMbLuxPNAFM1aSdOQICY-MabMA9dCRXgeFJ3KVe6YYbGXYT1TL3bXpGTMk3UEJI8tde8_8rxhhU463N1VoIIhBT3QcR5XIwW6TW1nmfjhYxUJsRGCkE6ZcJUq
    Got this on my locker at work.  No one has spoken to me for a couple of days.  It's glorious.

    1. Tesh

      Tesh

      Brilliant.

  14. Alvron

    quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

    1. Mashadar Mistborn

      Mashadar Mistborn

      Id est certum.

  15. Alvron

    There are two things anyone who talks to me needs to know.
    1:  I am very cranky until I get my first cup of coffee
    2: I don't drink coffee

    1. Darkness Ascendant

      Darkness Ascendant

      Getting them caffeels.

  16. Alvron

    Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

  17. Alvron

    Despite what my friends will tell you, I am not a smartarse.  I'm a skilled and trained professional in pointing out the obvious.  I also speak fluent sarcasm.

  18. Alvron

    Intriguing.  I just got a couple of upvotes on some old status updates.

  19. Alvron

    Surely not everybody was Kung Fu fighting.  Someone had to be streaming to youtube.

  20. Alvron

    The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.

  21. Alvron

    What madness is this?  Twi is less than a hundred upvotes from dethroning the reigning Rep King, Kobold King.

  22. Alvron

    Chocolate comes from cocoa.  Which is a tree.  Which makes it a plant.  So chocolate is a salad.  Yes?

  23. Alvron

    Rabbits jump and live for 8 years.  Dogs run and live for 15 years.  Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.  Lesson learnt.

  24. Alvron

    I'm going to stop asking people "How dumb can you get?"  They seem to think it's a challenge.

  25. Alvron

    There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

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