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  1. Baine
    Seconded. Awesome name, by the way!
  2. Baine
    Sell. He can't do that if it hasn't died! The Lopen will eventually become king of all Roshar.
  3. Baine
    No. Just... no. I know it's all in jest, and it is pretty hilarious, but my desire to upvote the joke and downvote the monstrosity have cancelled each other out. My brain is screaming in agony from accidentally imagining all this. Remind me to have it flogged.
  4. Baine
    Actually, all you have to do is hook up a syringe of hemlock to the keyboard and have it inject you if you stop writing. I am a safe person to be around. all my ideas are terrific. Really.
  5. Baine
    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please."
  6. Baine
    Or, If you're Mormon like BS, stay up until you're an incoherent rambler and then write!
  7. Baine
    Is it bad that I like these ones better than the originals?
  8. Baine
    Wait, I'm confused. What exactly is so special about me? I mean me, not me. Me. M-E. Oh, never mind.
  9. Baine
    No, It's intentional. Robert Jordan was actually the go-between between child genius Brandon Sanderson and the publisher. The WoT is actually part of the Cosmere, and Cenn is actually a Worldhopper along with Hoid.
  10. Baine

    Mistborn invades WoW

    Baine replied to Azul's topic in Mistborn

    All it needs now is a mistcloak...
  11. Baine
    Metal?
  12. Baine
    Mmmmmmmmmm.... Patterns.......
  13. Baine
    "Sir, your X-rays came in and we're pretty sure you have multiple spikes embedded throughout your body. I don't know if that's connected to your stomach cramps, but I don't think it's very healthy."
  14. Baine
    If I ever get to that level, I think I'll ask people to just downvote certain posts...
  15. Baine
    Only if you sleep on your back.
  16. Baine
    It would be interesting to see a sword that moos at its victims.
  17. Baine
    How do Windrunners punish disobedient Squires? 40 Lashings!
  18. Baine
    Hemalurgy has become the Severus Snape of the cosmere. Very nasty (with a few good sides) but has an unusually large fanbase.
  19. Baine
    ......*intense silence*.....
  20. Baine
    Even if they don't have chocolate or waffles, at least Roshar has bacon...
  21. Baine
    They probably use Feruchemical gold. You horrible sick person you.
  22. Baine
    "Be a Sword." or, alternatively, "Don't be a sword." What happens when Nightbloods get identity crises?
  23. Baine
    MEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH! They're back!
  24. Baine
    *singing* When Captain Kaladin throws his mighty Shardshieeeeeeeeeeeeld... Am I the only one who knows that song?
  25. Baine
    Conclusion: all of you are (or would be) epics.
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