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Swimmingly

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  1. Meta, I was SATISFIED with my position in eighth before this. SATISFIED YOU HEAR ME?!
  2. The brown-coated man Stuffs his face with hot grilled fish. "MMMMPH SCARF CRUNCH URGH ULGP"
  3. Oh, I doubt it. They almost certain know each other, and might even be at odds.
  4. Worst comes to worse, he can change established canon. It's not the end of the world.
  5. A grubby man slumps, Guts roaring for nourishment. The scent of grilled fish? He leaps to his feet Torn coat fluttering around "Give me fish or else!" Suddenly, tension. An Awakened rope constricts. Inconvenient. The dirty man falls. He wears a blue-black necklace. "I just wanted fish!" Great Green Potato Thou art my pride and my joy. Oh, I'll mash you yet.
  6. Or maybe they stole one of those drying fabrials. The lighting fabrials (storm-lights? Floodlights? Storm flood lights?) were already being nicked by those in need, and the archers probably didn't need it THAT much.
  7. Syl can trip people, stick bowls to hands, carry leaves;
  8. How long did it take you to think all these up, Chaos?
  9. Or he just waterproofed that canopy and has a towel hidden under his chair. Of course, the only reason Paolona is staring at a soaked, illegible novel-shaped piece of paper is so everyone can see her reading a novel during the First Everstorm
  10. The archers, perhaps. The arrows are not Stickbinders, they are greater than that. They are Sticks. Swords, too, for they are but pointy metal Sticks, and spears, for they are but long Sticks with metal upon them. Even Shardplate is but flat sticks bent and layered together.
  11. Of course, given that you can steal Blade hemalurgically, I'm guessing that a hemalurgically spike containing a Blade would be pretty damnation hard to push or pull on. Unless all it contained was the bond to the blade, in which case I stand corrected.
  12. Currently, one is planned, and he originally planned to do it right after. However, this is what's on his plate before he can get to that: Firefight Shadows of Self Stones Unhallowed Alcatraz 5 Silence Divine That's 5 full-length books and a novella. It will be a good measure until he's there. Last I heard, the sequel was going to be called Nightblood.
  13. How the conversation truly went: Stick: I am a stick. Shallan: I see it now. Oh, Almighty, I see the light! I, too, am a stick! *soulcasts self into a stick*
  14. If you've read Brent Weeks Night Angel trilogy, you'll know another substance that your little vial resembles exactly. The results... Would not have been pretty.
  15. Plate is very personalised. Dalinar recognises Adolin's Plate being worn by its original owner, and there all sorts of different styles.
  16. I'm not sure how the whole mission thing works, so forgive me, but I don't quite understand what you mean by this?
  17. That's an idea; especially given that we suspect the moons have something to do with the storms.
  18. It seems unclear to me, in retrospect, whether the Stormfather's storm was just the regular high storm accelerated or an entirely new one.
  19. I wonder what Paolona would do if he became destitute? Probably start making a lot of jokes about putting it on his tab.
  20. I got the impression that the storm was only in the centre of the Shattered plains for now, because it was only just summoned there.
  21. No, I don't think he'd do that. The Cosmere is in a different universe than Earth. There wouldn't be a parallel like that unless it was accidental.
  22. You can always be a spy for the other side, secretly
  23. Probably a "oh god the pain why won't you let me die" scenario. Useful for a torturer, though. Or somebody with unique talents, like Taravangian, who you could keep alive for millennia until he had another day of awesome.
  24. They might be barely magical metal sticks at this point. It sounds more symbolic than anything at this point; though I'm betting a spiked koloss is stronger than an unspiked koloss-blooded
  25. So, Koloss tribes can't grow beyond a certain size? Or...do they top off their spikes with particularly recalcitrant koloss-blooded children? D:
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