HonorxCultivation:"Well, this is awkward, baby."
"It would help if we had bodies, wouldn't it?"
"I know, right! What am I supposed to do, rub your Splinter?"
"You know what? I'm gonna go grab some humans."
"Why?"
"If we can't have sex, at least we can have porn."
And thus, the gods of Roshar were discovered to be gigantic pervs.