Mistrunner

I have a pre-ordered Kindle book coming out tomorrow! *book squee*

And employers gonna bug, bug, bug, bug, bugAnd Twi posts pictures of her pug, pug, pug And I'm just gonna hug, hug, hug, hug, hug I hug 'em all! I hug 'em all! (Whoa-oh-oh-oh)

I WILL HUG YOU ALL

MY NOSE REALLY ITCHES THIS IS MADDENING

[hugs again]

Mistrunner comes out of the kitchen bearing a tray of bookies. "So I fell asleep while cooking the Grandpa Smedrys, but that's okay because they're arriving late to being burned..." She looks up. "Storms! What's going on here?

[internet hug]

Not sure how often I could do it, but I like this idea.

Long rant; I sure hope nobody can be offended by this.

Guys, I think Mist has either ADHD or an anxiety disorder. She's got some serious mood swings either way. It hasn't really shown up yet, and I have no idea why I'm suddenly thinking about this, but that's my brain for ya.

My family though.Whenever we pass cows, one of two cow jokes must be made. Either a variation on the above, or: Cheesy-joke-making family member #1: Hey, I wonder what these boots are made of. Cheesy-joke-making family member #2: Cow hide. 1: What? 2: Cow hide! 1: WHAT? 2: HIDE! HIDE! THE COW'S OUTSIDE! 1: Well, I'm not gonna hide, I ain't afraid of no cow. [general hilarity ensues]

I... love that this happened.Happy eight upvotes, Lark.

Guys, have you heard about the mass flooding in Tacoma? It's insane! I've never seen anything like it, especially around there!

You're always around saying funny things and being nice.

Tacoma really is nice. May I suggest if you go there again you visit Tumwater Falls? They're technically in Olympia but Olympia and Tacoma are right by each other. And the falls are absolutely gorgeous.

Well, I guess it's time to read Words of Radiance for the fourteenth time.

Now that I think of it, Washington has a lot of Indian names for places. Puyallup, Tacoma, Snoqualmie, Issaquah...

I have one word... Puyallup. Whenever people in California made fun of those who couldn't pronounce Spanish words I asked them to spell it.

I'd pronounced it Chick-ah-shah too. It really should be pronounced like that. I guess it's a Southern thing.

And his reply:@notanairsicklowlander Hah! Airsick lowlander.

*crosses fingers that Twi gets Chickasha job*If you don't know, Chickasha is pronounced Chick-a-shay. Don't ask me why.

My mom's allergic. Seriously though. Half our time- no, more like ninety percent of our time- was spent arguing, but now I just want somebody to argue with. I'm dying of boredom. Any of my forum siblings willing to move to the middle of nowhere to keep me company? I own a lot of Sanderson books! ...but not Shadows of Self... [/gripe]

How does one survive as an only child? I'm seriously curious. I'm one of six. I do not- I cannot- function without somebody to bug about a new NASA update or talk to about subpar education systems at 11:00 at night or have completely unreasonable arguments with that last for days. But all my siblings left me with their pithy excuses of "I have to go to college," or "I'm getting married," or "I have three kids." No one cares! Get back here, ya knuckleheads! I have no one to call a knucklehead! You're the only people who understand all my Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes references! You've known me for my entire life, you can't back out of this now! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME

Meatland? That must be what heaven is like...!This is how you can tell me apart from my sisters. They're vegan. I'm... not.