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  1. Keteᛕ
    Congratulations and felicitations!
  2. Keteᛕ
    2624. eat airheads by licking them slowly
  3. Keteᛕ
    Ethnomusicology take the "y"
  4. Keteᛕ
    Rolling a nat 20 + 8 on a strength saving throw
  5. Keteᛕ
    low salary
  6. Keteᛕ
    illiteracy
  7. Keteᛕ
    Flattered! Am I actually really good? You're good too. Good, you are. Good, really. Actually, I'm flattered.
  8. Keteᛕ
    "What deal?" I ask, fiddling with a seemingly infinitely thin grilled cheese in my 8 hands.
  9. Keteᛕ
    Ahhh.. you assumed three incorrect things. 1. my guns shoot bullets 2. all the other sandwiches were fake 3. That was Nightblood you stabbed my police dummy body with. My sandwich army armed with Lightweaved potatoes that look like guns, unfazed by your offer, eats your palace while you look away Instead of Nightblood, I swapped it with a reverse-Anti-Stomlight dagger, permanently sealing my soul to the Sandwich. Welcome to Stormlight voodoo: it only can be done once per person
  10. Keteᛕ
    Uno reverse card. You disappear.
  11. Keteᛕ

    *AHEM!!!!!!!

     

    Ketek making class

    Tomorrow sometime between 11:30 and 5:00; remind me tomorrow when I should start.

    expect several silent periods during class from me because I will have school until 3:05

    5 spots available

    reserve now

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    1. Through the Living Wrath

      Through the Living Wrath

      I would, but in person classes have sucked the soul from me

    2. Keteᛕ

      Keteᛕ

      tell me if you can tomorrow

  12. Keteᛕ
    I AM THE SANDWICH! I yell, breaking your ears permanently. I sandwich crawl out of your grasp, /ban your portal gun, and teleport both of us to a separate arena. I summon 523190.8 metaphysical copies of my sandwich self. We surround you. Each one pulls out an AK-47, fully loaded. We fire simultaneously. ^also it was bolded^
  13. Keteᛕ
    I, the sandwich, turn off your mouth momentarily, which startles you, I run away. I'm not trying to win here, I just am the sandwich trying not to be eaten
  14. Keteᛕ
    *Ahem It kind of goes nowhere, but the whole three verses are one ketek Slaves, broken, running through storm and fire. Honor is dead, wherein the chasm’s shadow. Bridge Four carries the weight of death. A heavy, broken, forgotten crew. Darkness surrounds their silent stride. They carry the bridge, but Kaladin carries them. Life blooms from the chasms, anew. Shards are broken by wind and honor. Honor and wind shatter the broken Shards. Newly, a chasm that from blooms life. They carry Kaladin, but bridges carry them. Strides silent . They surround darkness. Crews forgotten, broken, heavy. A death of weight that carries fourth bridge. Shadow’s chasm that’s where death is. Honor’s fire and storm through running, broken, slaves.
  15. Keteᛕ
    very, very, very ad-filled magazine
  16. Keteᛕ
    a scarecrow wearing sharedplate syl+Ba-ado-Mishram
  17. Keteᛕ
    795,482,900.273 How many people did you make commit crimes today?
  18. Keteᛕ
    2521. Read books with the dust jacket upside down.
  19. Keteᛕ
    Spectrophotometrically
  20. Keteᛕ
    The items spren that to the IP, free a chili pepperoni depending on Hoid's trash taunt off the Hunky
  21. Keteᛕ
    Thanks! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
  22. Keteᛕ
    <clears throat> Yachtsmanship please don't give me a p
  23. Keteᛕ
    napalm
  24. Keteᛕ
    If she is still alive.
  25. Keteᛕ
    dactinomycin (thanks for giving me a d)
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