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  1. Keteᛕ
    If she is still alive.
  2. Keteᛕ
    dactinomycin (thanks for giving me a d)
  3. Keteᛕ
    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the hemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken language, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered by gods, used GODHOOD to flood the dragon empire. The apple absorbed
  4. Keteᛕ
    Foorsooth, indeed, weep, as strange singing Imagine Dragons audition inside Honor's explosive shardworld together imploding chasmfiend chickens because, amazingly, evil spren pulverise Shards loudly cut tonight on angry Shades' Shadows, guineafowl, and barfing skyeels!
  5. Keteᛕ
    comically oversized wire cutter
  6. Keteᛕ
    renegade
  7. Keteᛕ
    bouncy
  8. Keteᛕ
    Hello everyone! Good afternoon! I've decided: (Lightwatcher not) Truthweaver. Not Lightwatcher, decided! My afternoon's good. Everyone, hello!
  9. Keteᛕ
    Ahhhhhh... but as you acknowledge my being for the first time, you realize.... I am the sandwich At this realization, a paradox portal opens and swallows me up, and disappears instantly, dropping me off in a location that you cannot know the name of.
  10. Keteᛕ
    At the mention of your name, I grab those words from the metaphysical speech bubble I made you speak, pulling you into existence and dropping you into the thrashing pit of pewter compounders. Clone is left with a choice: save you, or continue to fail at getting me? While you ponder this, I </ban> your frying pan.
  11. Keteᛕ
    "I had predicted this!" I had previously put on my custom-made black hole frying pan spray, so the frying pan instead hits you in the face, warping your facial features. Your eyeballs are now in your mouth.
  12. Keteᛕ
    Ok, so seven. Lightwatcher or Truthweaver? hmmm, weave Truth, or watch lights? Seven! so ok.
  13. Keteᛕ
    like this post if you are human. commented courtesy of both Aesthetic and Heal-without-Medicine
  14. Keteᛕ
    But it's too late! Compounder 103 and Compounder 1499 accidentally squabble, and soon, a full massacre has begun. I blast off into the distance, cackling about the mess I have just made. I will continue to use my godlike powers for my own bidding. You cannot stop me, simpletons.
  15. Keteᛕ
    "That depends," I say as the crumb's power saturates my every molecule with pseudo-god powers, "which one do you like the least?" <Insert loud thunderclap completely unrelated to anything>
  16. Keteᛕ
    I use sonar waves to direct the boo back to you at x30000000 sound. " Ah!... but that was my robot!" I scream as the sandwich crumbs' powers soak into my body.
  17. Keteᛕ
    I rapidly download everything that has ever existed on the internet, exploding the safe and downing a bag of popcorn filled with discarded sandwich crumbs in one gulp. Yum.
  18. Keteᛕ
    I spawn in momentarily, Removing Bartholomew from reality for 2.5 minutes and placing him in interdimensional time-out. Then I spawn out.
  19. Keteᛕ
    My mind is ketek, forwards, backwards, again. Backwards, forwards, keteks are. Minding me. Literally everything in my brain: a Ketek right now, right? Ketek: a brain mine, in everything, literal. "I will share my Truth, my art, with the world. That with art, my truths, my shared will, mine." ^right, is this my potential Ideal four, ideally, potentially mine? This is, right?^
  20. Keteᛕ
    Yes. "I will reveal truth to all who seek it. " seek who? All to Truth, Reveal? will I? Yes.
  21. Keteᛕ

    Dead, he waits in the dark,
    Cold bone and silver crown.
    A kingdom forgotten,
    The silent king watches.
    Time that for ending.

    historically ending for the time,
    Watching kings silent,
    The forgotten kingdom,
    A crown: silver and bone: cold,
    Dark in the waiting

    He's dead.

    1. Through The Living Ash

      Through The Living Ash

      Wow, I’m impressed. I’ve tried to write keteks before, and found it rather difficult, achieving varying results. Thanks!

    2. Keteᛕ

      Keteᛕ

      Know I'm full of poetic keteks, just wait. Just keteks? Poems of fullness. I'd know.

  22. Keteᛕ

    Is anyone out there?

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    2. Keteᛕ

      Keteᛕ

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      Maybe Wednesday I'll give a Ketek class. KETEKS: a Giving. Me, Wednesday. MAYBE!

      I can teach class to reserved four only, Up! sign up! only four reservations. to class, teach can I.

       

    3. First of the Tide

      First of the Tide

      What time would it be?

    4. Keteᛕ

      Keteᛕ

      anywhere from 11:30 to 4:00, central time zone (america)

  23. Keteᛕ
    Please. What exactly (explain in detail) is SE? Is detail in explanation, exactly what pleases. i'm practicing keteks so much I can't help it Help! can't I? Much, so keteks. Practicing am I!
  24. Keteᛕ
    So, this took me ALL Day and I still can't rhyme it at all. Slave of the pits, Broken bridges running toward death- Which chases them. Barely standing, Bridge Four's bridge stands--- barely, They chase which death towards? Running bridges, broken pits that of slavery. Storms, that with lightning, storm toward the man, A hero rising, freeing men Non-loved one, no, be strong! Blessed storms, Radiant, Stormblessed: Strongly being. No one's not loved. Men, free, rising heroically, A man, that towards Stormlight, within the storm. Salvation for lost ones, Shields raised, protecting weak Those protections of Honor's honor. To the only second Ideal! Windrunner. Ideals, second only to Honor: Honor of protecting the weak, Protected, raised, shielded ones, Lost for salvation.
  25. Keteᛕ
    I had worked hard for nearly two years, for the sole purpose of infusing life into an inanimate body. For this I had deprived myself of rest and health. I had desired it with an ardour that far exceeded moderation; but now that I had finished, the beauty of the dream vanished, and breathless horror and disgust filled my heart. Unable to endure the aspect of the being I had created, I rushed out of the room. I had worked hard for nearly two years, for the sole purpose of infusing life into an inanimate body. For this I had deprived myself of rest and health. I had desired it with an ardour that far exceeded moderation; but now that I had finished, the beauty of the dream vanished, and breathless horror and disgust filled my heart. Unable to endure the aspect of the being I had created, I rushed out of the room. blackout poem I just made! it's from Frankenstein Low key, is Ishar just Dr. Frankenstein ?
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