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  1. Verdance
    Yes. As a complete expert on German culture, I can confirm the German Engineering is fueled by fancy sausage and excellent alcohol, thereby increasing its quality by 16%.
  2. Verdance
    “What’s that supposed to mean,” Inkwell asks, irritated.
  3. Verdance
    Erm… Alkazam, open sesame, shalingus
  4. Verdance
    Uhhhhhh sort of yes give me two seconds to find the quote sorry you had OSS all day that sucks :l
  5. Verdance
    “I would punch him in the face, but it’s my face.”, Inkwell responds automatically. Then he stops and considers the question. “Um, I don’t know. As far as I know, he’s quite harmless right now. You’re obnoxious too. In an okay way.”
  6. Verdance
    first off- you wrote a poem and a letter about your crush? That’s so sweet and amazing of you. Second, and take this with a grain of salt since I have been single my whole life; but what how would you feel if someone came up to you, confessed a bunch of feelings and then admitted that it’s probably not going to work out? idk, don’t want to be an absolute jerk but also- like- I still feel a lot of guilt a few years after I did what I just mentioned in the above paragraph, and idk how you feel about that. dont listen to me, but don’t rush headlong into this decision.
  7. Verdance
    Disagree. Dark green or pale pink. Inkwell stares at the place where Sanguine had just stood. “I was not expecting that to work to well.” 9/10mmHB#2 popped out of a rift nearby. “Ah! Thanks for handling that for the present moment! Just be warned, that likely won’t work as well next time!” Inkwell stared. “You’re obnoxious. Deal with your problems on your own next time.” 9/10 bowed. “Will do, good sir. I think that only worked because the Author was sick of writing Sanguine’s POV anyway.” Then he was gone. “I still hate that guy,” Inkwell told Egis.
  8. Verdance
    The Author named EdgySwordName feels pinpricks on his back as the fact that he has picked a terrible silly username and will have to live with it forever catches up with him. Oh well. He pointedly ignores the ghosts and waits for Heir, Twin, or NameIess to respond. Uncomfortably.
  9. Verdance
    The Bald Dragon continues stalling and pointedly ignores the brave knight. The music shifts to Ivory’s Larch in A Minor, and the Sandwich from ham and cheese to pastrami deli shop. dude I have had this sandwich for longer than should be reasonably possible
  10. Verdance
    Dude I never noticed how ridiculously many guest accounts are just hanging out and staring at this thread in particular 24:7 we are outnumbered by anonymous eyes and for some reason I find it kind of creepy
  11. Verdance
    Wow, good luck!
  12. Verdance
    The Bald Dragon, likewise, is unaware of the brave knight’s presence and is currently enraptured in the midst of a whirlpool of dancing dream Sandwiches, all synchronized to the rhythm of the Blue Danube Waltz. He is quite enchanted by the concept of a sandwich.
  13. Verdance
    D’ya play World of Tanks or was your dad in the military or smt?
  14. Verdance

    I have found the perfect metaphor for being ADHD

    I am the cheap RC car you bought at Walmart when you were eight except you ran out of AA batteries so you plugged it into a nuclear fission reactor and the entire thing exploded and melted into radioactive sludge and did a fallout on the surrounding world in a radius of two to twelve miles.

    and the RC car is my emotional state

    1. Usseewa

      Usseewa

      hopefully you lived two to twelve miles from the walmart

    2. Verdance

      Verdance

      Let me check- storm it, Walmart is 2.8 miles away

      oh well 

  15. Verdance
    @Shatter *gazes in fearful admiration*
  16. Verdance
    The Bald Dragon poses no threat to the land. He simply sleeps on his hoard, the crown jewel of which is the Sandwich. He likes sleeping almost as much as he likes talking in an exaggerated accent.
  17. Verdance
    That number sounds unholy to me The Bald Dragon goes to sleep and dreams about sandwiches and tiny British people with furry feet.
  18. Verdance
    Oop, my bad, I was asking Shatter. Should have been more clear shatter is teaching a class on military heavy weaponry an I wanna get an A on the midterm
  19. Verdance
    Idk or we could go for a democratic 1:1
  20. Verdance
    Ooh wut dat wun called
  21. Verdance
    While the polar bear is distracted by the duel with the penguin, the bald man uses the dragons skin he is wearing to transform into a dragon, and hoards the Sandwich in his cave. He very much likes being a dragon.
  22. Verdance
    Storm it, called my bluff :3 *inhales*
  23. Verdance
    Nomu summons a can of Bubbly and pours it into magically well sized glasses which me magnanimously gifts to the spiders.
  24. Verdance
    Do you want a serious and in depth answer to that wuestion
  25. Verdance
    My chair is French and I have no regrets
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