Same! I was questioning my sexuality for ages before I figured out I was ace, and then I found the community and went, "How have I not seen this before" with whatever algorithm it is computers use to generate recommendations.
Vin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Ham: Several traffic violations.
Breeze: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Dockson: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Elend: Also, that's not our car.
1) ?!!?!!!!?!!!!
Ummm.... blue?!!!! Maybe?!!!!
2) Cornobble - to hit someone over the head with a fish
Wall-E, given my family made me watch it when I didn't particularly want to. Secretly enjoyed it, though!
I beam down from a spaceship you didn't notice because you were too distracted by the space laser, jump into an active volcano, and ask the monkeys if they've ever considered becoming mercenaries.