NerdSandwich

a taynix obv. Would you rather eat tuna or escargot?

He ate three other Dougs.

Purposefully forget to save it.

i is winning.

i like it, 0/0 stars or 8/10 stars

I pull a Jasnah and follow you to the middle of the Earth. I steal the Sandwich and fly away using Skybreaking.

Not of understanding like half word and not even regular cause fast why so when over?

real lol elantris wasn't THAT good.

2342

yup.

hay Ai wunn thuh speleen be inn sevvynth and ateth greid. yes i actually did do that my winning words were cellulose and Aquitaine. Other words included Okefenokee, bellicose, intelligentsia, and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. ok i was joking about the last one.

No, I've never. I have done the opposite though. Kicking people off cliffs is not good for your morality. I'd show off piano. WHAT???!!!!! I am IMMENSLY PROUD OF MY ABILITY TO SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN FRENCH!!!!

9.5/10

2435. Fix. The. Numbers 2436. Yap at nonintelligent beings about empirical arcs, combinations, permutations, the FCP, summation, factorials, and standard deviation (its like 11-12-13 grade math and i'm a freshman. don't feel bad if you didn't understand a word i just said.)

his daddy is very sad.

Doug likes to eat spinach.

*applauds*

...wow

I second that. Shout out to @ChipsAHoid because Ik he is not a bot. yup, kind, always there if you need him, beautifully morbid sense of humor-those of you who think that isn't a good thing, I beg to differ. But what I really see in him is (unironically) Hoid. He is witty, clever, and insightful, and the biting sarcasm is a benefit obviously. While he may seem to have a detached, almost cruel sense of humor sometimes, like Hoid, he is not truly unkind. He often delivers stories, comfort, and vital information to characters in their darkest moments, even if his methods are eccentric. His kindness is subtle and layered beneath his more flippant persona. Like Hoid, he is always there when you need him the most, although only there half the other times... so yeah shout out to @ChipsAHoid, my only friend (well besides [Redacted], [Redacted], and [Redacted, but tbh I would have never met them if I didn't think you were such a good person to spent time with at [Redacted]. Thanks for always being there.

Ow uv corsse Ai furgawt uhbowt thatte.

2426. Thing 2426 is an awesome number. 2427. Not exist 2428. Old Painting

Doug was a better Doug.

probably @ChipsAHoid, cuz i'm pretty sure itirSp's real name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegel­steinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolfhundert­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­von­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­genacht­mit­tungstein­und­sieben­iridium­elektrisch­motors­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nachbarschaft­der­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neue­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum Sr.

I agree as long as I get to keep an eyeball.

however, I swoop in and steal the Sandwich, then fly away.