well i know nothing about football...
2496. know nothing about football
2497. Lick all the frosting off your little sister's birthday cake.
2498. Lick all the frosting off your little sister's birthday cake, then shove a little in her mouth and tell your mom that she ate it.................
yes lol i actually did that
2499. Push your sister down the twisty slide backwards and break her collarbone.
2500. Pretend your sister's leg is a juicy chicken leg.
2501. Pretend your sister's leg is a juicy chicken leg, and eat her scab.....
2502. Force your sister to untagle bikes....she breaks her pinkie....
2503. Tell your sister to lift this rock so you can find more worms...she gets stitches..
2504. Start blabbering random words...
2505. malign vicarious consternation parry incisive renege convoluted uncouth intractable amalgamate bedeck cursory cessation pedagogy
2506. Make your two truths and a lie all Sanderson-related so nobody knows what you are talking about (let alone which one's the lie).