“In answer to your question of how many YouTubers I’ve killed and eaten, the answer is all of them”
“Yes, I am chewing on a YouTuber’s head”
“No better taste in the morning than that of a YouTuber’s head”
“Yummy YouTuber’s head! Yummy! Crunchy! Squishy! Buy one get two free!”
“But I think heads taste better raw.”
“I wonder how many YouTuber heads there are in my basement”
“I wonder how the kids in my basement are reacting to the heads…”
“What’s your favorite hobby? Personality, I enjoy YouTuber head munching”
“And the brain’s like noodles!! You can just slurp it!!”
“My floor is made out of YouTuber heads”
“I have a piano made of YouTuber heads. I liked it last Friday”
“What’s your favorite flavor of YouTuber head”
“When I was five, I came up with this great concoction. It is a mix of Red 40 and blended up YouTuber heads”
“I have a great recipe: you get a YouTuber head and sprinkle sugar on it, and spread frosting on it, and then add some toe powder, and then lick it”
“It’s raining YouTuber heads, from out of the sky! YouTuber heads, no need to ask why! Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
“YouTuber heads come pre-cut! And with 80% less sugar!”
“Is there a YouTuber head dangling from my mouth!”
“I love to go swimming in YouTuber heads”
-My little sister (not old enough for a shard acct yet, but still a Sanderfan)
My response: You’re getting demonetized…