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ChipsAHoid

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  1. I DON’T!!! I yoink the sandwich from KSOHS and scuttle away, chuckling like a gremlin
  2. Getting new investiture
  3. Stealing the Sandwich
  4. OotS, stopping monopolies
  5. Right into my waiting arms. I snatch the sandwich away and start skipping for joy.
  6. Axzi spoke carefully. “I am of the mind that none should have complete control over another. As such, I meddle little in the affairs of my own, other than to gift them with some of my strength. Or I suppose the strength of one of my loyal. However, I do believe in Order, as it is one of my domains, I understand that there must be hierarchy, even in gods. In such a hierarchy, it would appear you are above me. I would like to maintain some independence. I am not sure about whole planets until I have my situation fully under control and can use my full powers. But I am willing to join, unless somebody has blatant objections?” ”Is there some specific phrase I should say?”
  7. Normally, Renn wouldn’t believe that he could be part of something important. However, several gods stood before him, so who knows. —————————————— What would happen if I were to join you? What would happen to me, those under me, and what would I be expected to do?
  8. Renn was startled by the appearance of this new man. Every single person he had seen today- for that matter in the past week- had appeared out of thin air in rapid succession. ——————————— Very well. Perhaps it is possible we can help one another with our issues. I cannot guarantee the loyalty of those under me, and those that oppose me would rather die than serve another. From what I have heard, however, I believe that might happen… He trailed off.
  9. Storms, that’s scary Kill the new people
  10. I BURNED THEM AND ATE THEM REPEAT THE PROCESS
  11. Uhhhhh Burn it down, eat the tasty crunchy corpses
  12. GUYS WE DON’T WANT A SAFE Also, no godmodding lol
  13. Well, now that you barfed your insides off of a helicopter idk how ur still alive. I possess the helicopter. Now it looks like it’s from planes
  14. “Whose ranks? Disciple of what?” —————————— …very well. I agree with such a statement.
  15. Oh lol I think it’d take more than that to kill em but oh well. Who said that?
  16. Guys guys guys hear me out

    6th of the dusk spoiler

    Spoiler

    Aviar Emu

    And I haven’t read IotE yet so no spoilers for that

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    2. CoderDrag0n8

      CoderDrag0n8

      Yo that would be awesome

    3. Through The Living Ash

      Through The Living Ash

      Ponder this question: Would Rosharans call Emus chickens? 

    4. ChipsAHoid

      ChipsAHoid

      Well… they are birds…….

  17. Welcome to the Shard! Do you play any instruments? LIAR!!! I invited Lift. And not Ham Don’t forget me
  18. Or that the safe is empty, it’s contents are air.
  19. “Dakko is the God of War. It will be a help in battle, enhancing my strength and skill” ———————————— Perhaps. However, I am unsure what good that would do you. We are not very powerful, as gods go.
  20. “In answer to your question of how many YouTubers I’ve killed and eaten, the answer is all of them” “Yes, I am chewing on a YouTuber’s head” “No better taste in the morning than that of a YouTuber’s head” “Yummy YouTuber’s head! Yummy! Crunchy! Squishy! Buy one get two free!” “But I think heads taste better raw.” “I wonder how many YouTuber heads there are in my basement” “I wonder how the kids in my basement are reacting to the heads…” “What’s your favorite hobby? Personality, I enjoy YouTuber head munching” “And the brain’s like noodles!! You can just slurp it!!” “My floor is made out of YouTuber heads” “I have a piano made of YouTuber heads. I liked it last Friday” “What’s your favorite flavor of YouTuber head” “When I was five, I came up with this great concoction. It is a mix of Red 40 and blended up YouTuber heads” “I have a great recipe: you get a YouTuber head and sprinkle sugar on it, and spread frosting on it, and then add some toe powder, and then lick it” “It’s raining YouTuber heads, from out of the sky! YouTuber heads, no need to ask why! Just open your mouth and close your eyes!” “YouTuber heads come pre-cut! And with 80% less sugar!” “Is there a YouTuber head dangling from my mouth!” “I love to go swimming in YouTuber heads” -My little sister (not old enough for a shard acct yet, but still a Sanderfan) My response: You’re getting demonetized…
  21. I am Axzi, the creator of his people. —————————— “I’m listening”
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