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Kavos blundered out of the bushes He’d gotten lost. Silly him. He never was very good at directions The place was far different from his home He gazed at the nearby chaos, bewildered Those powers certainly weren’t anything he knew, Hero or Corrupted. Perhaps they were part of the Broken Magic? Nobody knew all their powers Perhaps they might also be powers from beyond the Rift. Who knew what else was out there on other worlds Either way, it was probably dangerous. Best to watch and see what happened before reacting.

Uh I don’t play online, mostly casually for fun I’ve played in tournaments at the library activities I go to and I get like 3rd of 12 or smth Ofc when I race my myself against bots it’s only not a win if I get storming blue shelled storming 10 feet from the storming finish line on the last lap No I’m not still bitter idkwym

VR? What’s that?

It begins Oh, and Mischief isn’t dead, only shape shifting into a key. She can change back whenever she pleases. The room was dark and majestic. It was reminiscent of an evil… cathedral, almost. Along the length of the carpet leading to the throne lay the strewn remains of long dead warriors, reduced to mere skeletons now. Three thrones sat at the end of the chamber. A skeleton occupied each one. In the largest, golden throne, a skeleton clad in armor of the same material sat, regally watching over the hall. His right hand held a battle axe while the other held a scroll. In the two silver thrones, two other skeletons watched. The first had a black cloak covering leather armor. Both were shredded to pieces along the right side, with the sleeve and arm up to the shoulder missing. It held a curved, double-bladed dagger (@Ancient Elantrian). The other seemed… off. Like it shouldn’t belong (@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren never described it cuz I forgot to ask). There was just something Rebus couldn’t place about it. And then in synch, all the eyes glowed a blazing red and the skeletons clattered to like. Axzi spoke. They are the Fallen Heroes. They tried to do what you are doing now. You could merely kill them all, or you could do one better. If exposed to the Bane of the Horror that killed them they will return to their previous states. This could be an opportunity to gain a legion of new allies. The sprite vibrated in Rebus’ hand. Ok guys, the plan is go. Attack. Use all your abilities. Don’t go down without a fight.

He’s still my main there

REAL! YES!!! EXACTLY!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh up b out of shield my goat F-smash killing pichu on 30% at edge Down smash nair Gotta hit the Projectile Spamus your way to victory in sudden death Works every time Oh juggling with up smash is also peak Link has some silly things lol

Yeah. I hope I calculated it right anyways Thank you:D I used coppermind’s stats I think

Kirby is like D- tier idk Then again link is C+ so I can’t be talking

Guys guys I started setting up friendly bets on how much this football team loses by. Closest to actual score wins. (Score was 56-6, closest was 56-7, so they won) First comp next Saturday “Almost comp day” And imma do smth really funny on the day of the last comp I keep a huge quote book And I’m releasing all the band quotes from this season on the day of the last comp Like I got the golden quotes from my section leader at the game today

*is dying* YES Kirby makes funny noises when you send them flying across the stage after pummeling the living daylights out of that demon I don’t like fighting Kirby it’s annoying But it’s fun to kirb stomp them Ok ok I’m sorry

*joy* Yeah it wasn’t that hard to steal it back lol Eh Most ppl are it doesn’t bother me I was just surprised

KSOHS that was in a pm for a reason I’ll cue you in when the time comes Yeah

Bye-bye!!

*is dying* WHY IS THERE NO FEATURE TO GIVE MORE THAN 1 REP?! This deserves far more rep than that cmon people Stop being so stingy

I mean that’s the only reason I’m on the shard…

Woah woah woah no godmodding that’s his monkey right?

2476. IM A DETOUR i have no idea what that means lol

That’s my favorite part of it The misspelling adds to the lack of sanity I think it’s like health in French or smth

Mmm yes orange *Rayses hand* Amount of remaining pedestrians after you drive in %?

“I’m in Spain without the p” - @The Bookwyrm I quote that near daily Storms, wish he hadn’t left before I could join

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, WoR all 6452 pages of Stormlight on the day he was to kill a king

Uh *Points at the person speaking to me* IT WAS THEM YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME THEY’RE THE ONE WHO DRANK FROM YOUR HOSE AND LEFT IT ON I SAW IT WITH MY OWN THIRTY EIGHT THOUSAND, FOUR HUNDRE- UH TWO EYES I HAVE TWO I SWEAR WAIT UNLESS WE’RE COUNTING MY COLLECTION DOES THAT COUNT I DON’T THINK I CAN COUNT THAT HIGH ANYWAYS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME IT WAS THEM What did you say you named your child? And why the storms is it so long?

2467. Go back in time 2468. Acknowledge what a cool number this is 2472. Guys we’re 0.5067030744337% of the way through this list!!