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Aww thanks man I genuinely can say the same thing about you:D Aww thanks to you as well I’m not nearly as skilled at half those things as you say I am But thanks nonetheless

Ah I’d forgotten I’d put this on the Shard. I updated the post to current edits and spoilered for length. I’ll release the next chapter. That one I feel confident doesn’t need much overhaul. Oh, and please do give me advice. I have very little to go off of. I do also answer questions but I reserve the right to RAFO it

What- No- I didn’t mean- Ah whatever sure anybody can join the Eyeball Alliance as long as they procure an eyeball from a non-member

It can’t dissolve

Mm… Tuna. I’ve always wanted to try escargot. We went to France. But did I get escargot? Noooooooo… What is your favorite flavor of table?

2422. Only have played the Hollow Knight ttrpg not the actual game even though I own it and therefore barely know about silksong 2423. Because of the prior reason definitely know all the bosses Ooh ooh lemme guess: Big meanie head bug #1

Wait I propose an alliance 1232. Tear out your own eyes and give them to someone as a present Which I regrow ofc

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If it’s blank clearly I can lick it! In which country did you most recently release 400 sentient curtains on the hapless inhabitants of a town powerless to respond?

Mmm yummy Nonono it’s in my about me you gotta spell it right You aren’t teh speelir And don’t namedrop them either cuz that’s bad form

That is where the thing came from. This is true. 2416. Exist

Bold of you to assume I drink water What’s your personality like?

Oh there’s a Sharder @oragne look at their intro post bro will do anything but read Sanderson

Scientists shall name a new syndrome: Oragne Syndrome The poor victim has been inflicted with a lack of a desire to read Sanderson

No it’s a reddish-brown silly What did you drink to make you so sick? Will it give you cancer from internal use?

Sorry I’m late I’ve been really busy Betrayal vanished again and reappeared, further back. “Then if you know you cannot be trusted, I can only assume that you know you will likely eventually betray them. If you would betray someone to further your own goals, they are no friend. This is why I know I have no friends.” Mischief growled and spat at him. Betrayal responded with a fireball. Axzi looked over, looking distracted and agitated. He had lost all communication with Rebus and his story. Something was blocking him “Sorry about that. Yes, our offer still stands” Sorrrrrry I was busy They are in the place where the Trisolarans are supposed to arrive. Which is uh- *checks* The mountains.

Well, @YouCantHaveMySandwich knows the lore 2404. I’m the center of the universe

It was I was just outta rep… Nope!

But the beet beat beat the beat of both (which makes sense grammatically I think)

Man, 101 is crazy! In seminary we did a list of 101 of his quotes and we were supposed to highlight the ones that really stuck out more than most I uh Highlighted over half His quotes are really storming good man

No 6am I had just woken up Uh sorry guys I ate all of it I ate all of this too…

But… it wasn’t your funeral? And I didn’t actually kill anybody I just knocked them out and put them in a coffin?

Impossible. My entire personality should make that inconceivable… 2401. Not mention getting a number ending in 00

I “kill” you, and use 1463. hire a live band to play “another one bites the dust” at a funeral

Cool I send one of my chaos gremlin friends to eat it