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  1. Through The Living Ash
    They are offended, as they consider Strawberries to be Aggregate Accessory Fruit and not True Berries.
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    Taeidin frowns. Unsure what else to do, he sits on the floor and waits something to change.
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    The Wild Bananas question as to what type of Berry these Berries are.
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    Taeidin presses on the wall ahead of him. "Something happened, and I... am obligated to do other things. More important things." He looks up at Sequence, and she can see a flash of anger cross his gaze. "I don't want to talk about it." This is peak
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    The Wild Banana Overlord does not appreciate this and blasts at you with their fleet of mega space lasers.
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    Okay I have some hilarious ones but I'm guaranteed to tell them horribly. So we were in a dungeon, right? And we've just beaten the hobgoblins guarding this room and the DM mentions that there is a table in the middle of it. So what do we immediately do? Cut it in half, just for the funnies. Immediately, a bottle fell out, and we realised that there was actually a puzzle in this room where we were supposed to cut the table in half as part of it. So we desperately search the room, and cannot find where the start of the puzzle was, so we try cutting the table more. A lot. Like we beat it with hammers and reduced it to sawdust. Immediately after this, we actually found the puzzle and realised that all we had to do was put the two halves back together. Then we all felt like idiots for a while until our paladin decided to sacrifice 700 gp to his gods to have them magically put the table back together (don't question it his gods are desperate). So in another campaign, we were really desperate for a boat, but we were also fugitives and broke. So we decide that we should steal a boat, and split up, some to go get rations, some to go find a guy to sail it, and some to actually steal the boat. And so, two characters go and they find this random orc named Zelug (our GOAT) who had little to no sailing experience and tell him that if he agrees to sail us to where we want to go, he can keep the boat, and of course he agrees. And then the wizard, who was sent to get rations, finds a guy with a cart full of rations, but they are ridiculously expensive. So the wizard, he casts Tenser's Floating Disc which levitates the cart and makes it follow him, and then starts running through the market and screaming that he was being chased by a possessed cart, and the whole town just ran away like maniacs. So anyway, the people who were sent a boat had found one, and Zelug and the rest of our party were waiting just next to it. So when they see the wizard approaching them screaming and with a cart full of rations coming up behind him, they just jump on the boat and cut the moorings, and then the wizard and cart run on to it as the gangplank is falling away, and the cart goes barreling through the sailors who we were stealing the boat from and they all jump overboard. You just have to imagine the scene with Pirates of the Caribbean music in the background. And then Zelug, this random orc we grabbed off the street, just happens to be a natural at sailing and we reach our destination at record speed. And since, over the course of the campaign, which is still ongoing, we have celebrated Zelug by giving him riches and other things as he continues to transport us, and have slowly built up an armada for him.
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    Yes! I think watching The Sign is the only time I've ever cried over a tv show.
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    That was very good. I liked that a lot. I would say, stretch out the period before he gives the crystal water and have it end more tragically/dramatically
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    The Wild Bananas inquire as to the contents of the manuscript, wanting to be certain it would please the God of Berries.
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    The Wild Bananas joyfully accept the shrine and use it to sacrifice a lowly Red Banana to the God of Berries.
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    He walks forwards some, checking to see if the direction changes at all.
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    That is highly unfortunate. Taeidin stays where he is and again checks to see the direction of the center.
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    They are already very far away, but permit you to possess a few of them and take the sandwich to spite @Uninteligenius
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    The Wild Banana Overlord, ruler of this quadrant of the Wild Banana Empire, seeing what happened to the Wild Banana Command, initiated remote manual override on the space laser, causing it to self-destruct with the force of a supernova and obliterating everything within a lightyear of the area. The blast was so powerful that even Jerome's forcefield could not stop it.
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    Jan frowned. "Maybe it's an
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    And then the wild bananas true trap is revealed. Having now gathered all of your monkeys in one location, Wild Banana Command powers up the space laser and fires it at your position. All of the monkeys who thought they were eating bananas are extremely disappointed, as it turns out that they were instead eating expendable old plantains.
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    Not taking his eyes off the wall ahead of him, Taeidin begins slowly backing up. Interesting. Erdikan studied it carefully. He expected that it was a Plotblade, but did not recognize it. Erdikan looked to the side. "I... don't do that anymore." Awesome drawing!
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    He turns back and goes the other way. Erdikan hesitated. "I enjoy travelling, seeing new places. I, ah, used to collect old relics from where I went."
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    Taeidin turns left.
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    Naw weren't they in the woods Jane readily agreed, and thus
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    Yeah, that's just how I envisioned the character in my mind. Thanks
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    For which he goes left again. Erdikan takes one of the cups and sips it. "What about?"
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