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Through The Living Ash

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  1. The Wild Banana Overlord sends out a distress signal to the Supreme Holy Righteous Leader Supreme Lord Cavendish of the greater Banana Republic, of which the Banana Empire was a subsector. The Supreme Holy Righteous Leader Supreme Lord Cavendish commands their armada of mega omega death space lasers to fire upon the Death Star and on Darth Vader.
  2. Fine. It crashed into the Earth with an instantaneous velocity of .0000024 parsecs/sidereal year at the coordinates N -12 15' 18" W 32 4' 27". Assume that the Eiffel Tower is indestructible.
  3. The Wild Banana Overlord will only accept total victory, and bashes Jerome's forehead with rock, paper, and scissors.
  4. You don't like working in grams nautical miles per lightyear? But I specifically stated that in this hypothetical it does crash into the Earth's surface.
  5. Counterpoint: The Eiffel Tower would still be somewhere even if it's in pieces. And the projectile would not get destroyed. That's the whole point. Yes we do. 1 Rosharan year is equal to ~1.14155 Earth years.
  6. don't know how to tell
  7. (ask me anything) IF a 30 stone projectile was launched at the North Pole at an angle of 37 degrees from the horizon due south along the prime meridian with an initial speed of 1235694 leagues per minute on February 2nd, 1982, and then after 20 seconds the Moon crashed into the Earth, and after two minutes the projectile deployed a thruster with a delta impulse of 150007890053 grams nautical miles per lightyear at a 25 and 38 degree angle to the direction of travel at that time, and after 13 Rosharan years it split into three, with one part having a mass of .01 imperial tons, a second having a mass of .05 imperial tons, and a third having a mass of .049 US tons, assuming that it had an amount of fuel equal to 1536000497 teaspoons attached to the second part and not accounted for in the previous measurements of weight and that the rate at which the fuel is used can be modelled by the function f(x,y)=ln(tan^-1(x^3/3^y)) where y is in hours and x is a measure of the total gravitational force experienced by the projectile, how far from the eiffel tower would it be when the sun implodes?
  8. Bartholomew skips right into you and knocks you over, then takes the opportunity to grab the sandwich and teleport away.
  9. Dang guys my record is like 10. The Wild Banana Overlord of the Wild Banana Empire confronts you with their own army of Bananas and opens fire with their fleet of mega space lasers.
  10. Jan confronted Jane with this
  11. Erdikan hesitates. "Not much. I have been rather occupied recently." Taeidin considered this. He had a pretty clear grasp of how this worked, but was unsure of how it would help him to move forward. Suspecting some sort of illusory trick, he tried to lower the floor visually as much as possible, looking for something that may perhaps show up.
  12. The Wild Bananas accept your Cucumbers. The Wild Bananas hear your shout through their extensive spy network and realise that @Uninteligenius is hiding in the volcano. They then fire their mega space laser at it, incinerating the planet.
  13. That wasn't at all where I was going with that, but it's an interesting take. I was merely commenting on OP's "What if Ba-Ado-Mishram is three entities? "Ba" = portion of Stone old god, "Mishram" = the Bondsmith, & "Ado" = ???. Sure seems to be from the root word Adonalsium."
  14. However, the Wild Bananas had secretly planted a tracker on you, and so follow you and blast you with their mega space laser.
  15. They hand you a list that includes Avocado, Banana, Barberry, Oregon-Grape, Mayapple, Strawberry Tree, Bearberry, Bilberry, Blueberry, Cranberry, Lingonberry, Crowberry, Coffee Berry, Gooseberry, Currant, Eggplant, Tomato, Goji Berry, Elderberry, Sapodilla, Grape, Honeysuckle, Persimmon, Pumpkin, Cucumber, Watermelon, Orange, Kumquat, Lemon, and Squash.
  16. Taeidin stood up again and jumped, expecting the floor to look like it was coming up with him.
  17. telescope and realised the truth.
  18. He looks sideways to see if the walls appeared stretched or not.
  19. Note that Ba Ado Mishram has been translated as the Alethi glyphs, meaning "Child of Light and Music." I like the thought process here, how the stones correspond to the 10 Dawncities. My first thought upon reading this was: what if instead of the Unmade coming from the Stone, they came from the Night, and that is why the Night is no longer around? I realise it is said that the Night left, but it would seem fitting if Odium converted it into the Unmade, as how the Wind was sort of used for the Stormfather and the Stones were for the Sibling.
  20. So it's like he's floating in the air above the floor or the depth perception is messed up and the floor simply looks farther?
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