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    Airsick lowlanders! Why do you use a pair of what looks like Shardboards to get from a peak to a valley and use a giant fabrial to climb back up? It's pointless! WWRTO a Caribbean vacation?
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    inject apples with black ink
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    Have therapy. I have a paperback box set of Mistborn-The Original Trilogy with the ugly covers.
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    Nazh?
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    1674: Buy a 75¢ lemonade from a kid using a $100 bill and demand change
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    "But the poor Threnodites!" Folirzan laments. "What does this mean for the broader Cosmere? Birds becoming big brontosaurs and eating everyone is no laughing matter. What if it happens somewhere else!" Character overview of Folirzan (Better late than never)
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    Folirzan shrugs. "They have a really good Idea of what they want to be, or so says my boss Alassirkh. I don't get all that Cosmere mumbity jumbity though. I just fetch information, pictures and maps about the planets and what's happening and report it back to 'Ssirkh, who compiles and studies it for her boss Tsorf." figured out the names yet? also it's supposed to be cosmerey, can't have cosmere without a bunch of Spiritual stuff nobody gets /s
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    he wasn't actually an Inkspren.
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    "A large group of chickens have somehow achieved anomalous amounts of Investiture and are trying to transform into their slightly suspicious Spiritual Ideals: large, livid lizards. Dinosaurs." the backwards man Folirzan responds with a grunt. Investiture, Spiritual Ideals? not count as spoilers i hope lol
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    Tuaka'li'na'calmi'nor (those who remember get it)
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    Granted, you have to redact that wish because the consequence is so gruesome, so you no longer can. I wish to have Lift's special food powers
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    Yes. You now work a dead-end minimum-wage job 75 hours a week in a foreign country making fry sauce for Chick-Fil-A. I wish that Kaladin had ended up with Shallan after all.
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    A person of undisclosed gender, height, and facial characteristics wanders in to this undisclosed location in the Undisclosed Realm near an undisclosed point of interest. They say something undisclosed and leave, to their next undisclosed mission. but seriously how would we do this successfully without any spoilers? A tall, lanky lighteyed male human with somewhat pale skin and blonde hair walks in. "Hi, I'm Folirzan. I've come from Threnody and seen some veeery specific problems there. Needless to say, havoc is being wreaked."
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    The ten orders of Goats Radiant Goatsmith: "I will unite instead of goat" Goatbringer: "I will seek goat-mastery" Goatbreaker: "I will seek just goat" Goatrunner: " I will protect goats" Goatdancer: "I will remember goats" Goatwatcher: "I will seek goats" Goatweaver: "I will speak my goat" Goatscaller: "I will reach my goat" Goatshaper: "Goats will seek freedom" Goatward: "I will be there when I'm goats"
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    Jesabahat: Fix the numbers, but do it in Alethi.
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    Odium
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    Have a ton of lifelight I have a disgruntled teenage "ten-years-old" edgedancer
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    Windrunner
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    1754: Declare war with the French over literally nothing (1755) Kill people until they are mostly dead, requiring their friends to go to Miracle Max to save them 1776: Declare independence from Britain (1757) Fix the numbers 1758: Have an alternating number formatting pattern in this post
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    What is a cool member title? How many is 9.5/10?
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    I... pass out in the ambulance. Waking up an hour later, I borrow an unsealed goldmind, which I use to heal up. I take the metalmind and run, stealing a car and chasing down @strmblsd
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    Uhm sometimes TPBM has read Aether Of Night
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    I like The Judge and Ride Come to think of it, I like Guns For Hands too, but I don't remember off the top of my head which album that's from
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    Life before death... Strength before weakness... Journey before destination... I will seek truth... I will seek solutions to problems for the people who cannot solve them on their own... I will seek truth as a Knight Radiant only for the public good and not for my own... Oh wait... I, dezaS drawkcab backward Sazed, the Holy Of Vorin, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism.
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    YKYASW you, half-asleep at 2am, take your puppy out to poo and see her chewing on a bone she found that day on your walk with her and think she's a kandra for a moment (because you were still mostly asleep). true story
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