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The amount of 's in here make me slightly uncomfortable... Never mind the fact that I use them all the time too.

I don't think I can upvote this enough. Phineas & Ferb & Doctor Who all in one? Heck yes! I would watch this.

Maybe a bit too much. But hey, he is best character.

Well, yeah. I'm not saying he should totally play Adolin OMG! (though it probably came across that way ) Basically I'm just saying my mind immediately jumped to Adolin when I first saw that photo. Your make excellent points. Who do you think would be good in the role? He could pull it off. (I adore Ben Kingsley, but he doesn't quite fit for me, though he is good.) Yes. YES! Yup. Hmm. Maybe. I can't seem to find anyone to fit my mental picture of Vin... Yup.

"She Said, He Said" is possibly one of the best Doctor Who minisodes I've seen.

I hope I qualify as enough of an Oregoner to answer... Macaroni and cheese. Is best. Thing. What will y'all do once Oregon is destructified?

YES. So much yes. The internet is very much lacking in intelligent debate.

So I just laughed myself silly at some of the WHOOC posts. And I just posted something there, too. I couldn't get myself to write a serious post, so I wrote a completely ridiculous post instead. I also probably got details very wrong.

The world was coming to an end. Super-powered psychopaths ruled the country. The state was almost in ruins. And Bob's Cafe was hosting Amateur Poetry Hour. Timelock stood towards the back of the restaurant, lurking in the shadows as a youth dressed in black expounded the virtues of soy sauce. There were a fair amount of people here tonight. Astoria was in the grasp of a dictatorial Epic obsessed with diamonds, but the people tried to live as well as they could. There were several working public services, including the hotel Timelock had visited earlier and the cafe where he now stood. Much snapping ensued as the young man took his exit, walking offstage as a woman in her mid-twenties approached the mic. There once was a Hobbit in Bag End... Timelock rolled his eyes and walked around the tables. There was a salad bar somewhere... ah, yes. There it was. Retrieving a plate and piling lettuce atop it, he walked back to his corner and tried to endure the so-called rhymes of a college student. The emcee stood up and walked to the front of the platform. "We thank tonight's performers for their beautiful verse. Is there anyone else who would like to come up?" Timelock gave a snort of derision and set aside his salad. Is there? Unbuttoning his coat, he strode up to the stage, clearing his throat. Sidestepping the stammering emcee, he casually remarked: I suppose That I am predisposed To loathe all of you puny little humans. I could say I could talk all day A propos de la façon dont vous êtes tous terribles poètes. Timelock's voice grew in intensity as he leaned forwards. Yes, it is true I hate all of you And your pathetic little verses. But don't feel too bad It's even worse when you're sad Sed qui sollicitudo? Non mihi. Actu, suus 'optimus! At this point the audience was staring at him in what appeared to be a mix of horror and appreciation. So it's here I conclude I hope you're all in the mood For more poetry egregious. Good night to you all I now go to sprawl Distruzione in questo paese. Timelock spun and walked away from the mic, coattails flaring dramatically behind him.

Tonight was a good night.

I and many other people seem to agree that Wax is Tom Cruise (based off the covers). I could see Benedict Cumberbatch as the Lord Ruler. Liam Neeson would kill as Prof. And... I'm sorry. But Adolin is Chris Pine. Guys, his hair is black/blonde and he's even wearing blue. Come on.

For having best signature.

I don't mind the rep system as is, but I do agree wholeheartedly with adding a feature to leave an explanation. I am one of those who cares about rep, though less so now that I'm at a decent level. I do notice when I get downvotes, and it baffles me when that happens. Maybe it's my own bias, but I can never really tell why a post got downvoted. I try to stay as unoffensive as possible, so it would be nice to tell what the storms I said that was so disagreeable. I personally only give a downvote if I feel what was said was offensive.

I kinda understood the Thor subplot. Enough to let me understand what was going on, anyways. That movie was the actual best.

YES YES IT WAS I COULD NOT STOP SMILING FREAKING DOCTOR WHOOVES THOUGH

OH MY HOLY STARS THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVAAAAR SLICE OF LIFE IS BEST THING BEST THING ASDFGHJKL;

For being the Forum Mom. And being awesome in general.

I personally recommend Michael J Sullivan's Riyria novels. They may not measure up to Brandon's standard to some folks, but they were some of the best fantasy I've read. Ever.

I might be able to get a Timelock post up today or tomorrow, depending on whether or not I can slay the mighty Writer's Block. Also, Corvallis is the thread where there's not much action? What's happening there?

I just lugged four !@#$%^&* rusting heavy fence pipes. Now I can't feel my hands.

THREAD NECROMANCY IN PROGRESS This... sounds a lot like Inception. Loved that movie. Will try this, maybe. Assuming I can remember. Sounds cool.

...which is why I keep listening to it. I love Owl City's stuff. Especially a new one of his, "My Everything."

I don't have any stories remotely on par with the rest of these, but I did go to England for two weeks. Basically it was the best thing EHVAR. Hmm... any especially interesting experiences while there? How about almost not fitting in the Underground, playing Harry Potter trivia with some Dutch tourists while standing in line for an hour and a half at King's Cross, watching an actual trebuchet fling an actual flaming ball of stuff while at Warwick Castle, a castle tour... AND CARDIFF FREAKING WALES PEOPLE.

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I knee-jerked a little, given how it is more or less shouted. And again, I may have a slightly different version of what constitutes taking God's name in vain, given a different religious upbringing than the rest of the world (I'm Mormon).