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Slowswift

This morning, my grandmother recruited me to put together a new sewing cabinet. An IKEA shelf this was not--it required actual ground-up assembly. I show up with an armful of tools, open the box and...it's already done?

I mean, on one hand I was relieved, but on the other, a man has a right to assemble a cabinet, and I have been deprived! (Turns out I did actually have to adjust something, so I wasn't completely useless. )
- December 17, 2022
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1. TwiLyghtSansSparkles
  
  Depriving a man of the right to assemble a cabinet is like telling a baker that their cake-baking services are needed, and then showing them to a countertop with a box of cake mix that's already been mixed in the bowl.
  
  It's inhumane, I tell ya.
  
  December 18, 2022
  
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2. Slowswift
  
  See? She gets it.
  
  December 18, 2022
  
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