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Me: I'm going to go put my pants back on.
My mother: Why?
Me, inwardly: Despite my best attempts, my body has once again flipped me the bird as I try to do what it wants. I do not. I do what I want, and it takes revenge. Will a healthy sleep cycle ever come to me? Or am I cursed to suffer for all eternity?
Me, outwardly: Well I'm not gonna go to sleep again for another five hours anyways so
