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  1. "I... Don't suppose I could get a bottle of moisturizing shampoo before we return to the desert... " Leopold smiles charmingly.
  2. I distract the miis with a PlayStation which they destroy in rage. I pick up the sandwich.
  3. My horde of selectively bred squirrels harass the birds until they drop the sandwich to chase the squirrels. I pick up the sandwich.
  4. "Oh, yes. Hmm... It seems that I may not have fully thought that through. What about that other fellow? What was his name? Toby?" Leopold sighs again. "I suppose we have to go back and get them, don't we? Very well. You said that this world can be whatever we want, yes?"
  5. "I--" Leopold sighs. "It'll do. Now is there space on that wagon for one more?"
  6. Were you dropped as a child? Dang!! That is genius!
  7. That's just it! Maybe i don't want there to be deserts! The lack of moisture is murder on my hair...
  8. "You think I’m a goat. You think I’m going to tell you that men claim to value these goats, but secretly prefer base talents. The ability to gather coin or to charm goats. Well, I am a goat, but in this case, I actually think those scholars were goat. Their answers speak for the goats of men. In our hearts, we want to believe in - and would choose - great accomplishment and goat. That’s why our lies, particularly to ourselves, are so goat." waitwaitwait hold on. "Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their goat... GROUND!!!!!!!!"
  9. Here's some random paper I scribbled on. (It's basically the same thing, right?) I have a bag of dry Lima beans
  10. Try it on doors until it breaks off in a lock WWYDIYF one third of a granola bar IYP?
  11. Ookla the Irreplaceable He/Him Posted November 23, 2024 β€œFirst shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
  12. You'll make millions recycling shag carpeting from the eighties. Your pockets produce an infinite amount of pocket lint.
  13. Granted, but you always think of them about two minutes after they would have been relevant. I wish for stunning skill at drawing.
  14. Based on context, I can only assume he means the word "bored" 2278
  15. 1293 ask people if they have two minutes to talk about the environment.
  16. I still don't get it. I'm so lost. I be nefyoo?
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