Through the Living Hopper

Welcome! Q: how many different ways, (no Google translate or looking things up) do you actually know to say "hello"? Any.

I vote TUO. (That feels too weird. I'm going to have to keep calling you TUF) I don't think the elims would do something so obvious as clear TJ's votes, so the person who immediately told us why that would make TJ an Elim is under my suspicion. However, I'm e!leaning more StrikerEZ, mostly from just vibes and maybe TUO was too quick, so this vote will probably change.

*sigh* I feel like that one sitcom character who just wants to have a normal day, go on a date, and sleep in an intact bed. They are always the best one, anyway. I'm with BigBadBagsworth on this, it's the same either way. It's a "live in a simulation" problem. That being said, logically, deterministicality prevents us from having this conversation.

But predictability is always random. I really don't know, so |TJ|. FYI: I'm stuck on mobile for a little bit (my computer locked me out for some long-dead setting), so don't expect any role playing for a little bit.

So will I.

Welcome! If you eat any food or click on the Cosmere memes, you can NEVER LEAVE! Oh drat! I wasn't supposed to tell you that.

I have a name that I *cough* definitely made myself. Elkath Elnorin

Sorry everybody, Lesson 2 will be delayed for a little longer. My computer locked me out, and I really don't want to type a whole lesson on mobile. Soon, though! In the meantime, feel free to ask questions!

I'll join, but I don't have a name yet. Maybe I'll just do a random one...

That made me laugh and want to cry at the same time. Maybe a cremling on a long, skinny rock. A cryptic on a circle. Simpler: an Oathgate on a circle. Even Simpler:a Reacher on a circle. Simplest: a rock a Dustbringer used Division on.

Hello! If you could combine any two punctuation marks into one that has their functions, what would they be? Also, I'm amazed that no one has taken the name Someone before. Huh.

Elsecaller Also, having two of these stories be canon is weird. I'm re-reading Words of Radiance again, and I had to stop to read Elsecaller. I like the idea, but Storms.

A lot of this is based off Latin. Don't worry. It will get weirder very, very soon.

The rain streamed down Òhrreri’s face and into his visor. The helmet was filling with water, so he shook his head to get it out. That infernal rain. Not only was it clouding his vision, not that there was much to see, it tasted strongly of bitter ash. The only source of illumination flashed again, this time hitting a tree out in the fields. The heat caused it to flare briefly, and it continued to burn for more than a minute before the relentless downpour finally extinguished it. In the light of the last embers of what used to be a tree, he could have sworn that he saw a group of huddled people, light glistening off of their chests. He shook his head again. The boringness of guard duty was messing with his head. There were no people. The only ones who were beyond the great wall were the Scum, and they would never get this close. Would they? One of the sources of his nervousness turned his, its, head toward Òhrreri. Even in the almost notional light, Òhrreri could see the ÆreÏn’s glowing red eyes scanning the distance. He hated those things. The Lord Emperor’s experiments, though supposed to be revered as the creations of a god, were secretly despised. The ÆreÏn had to be the worst. He’d heard stories, though. Stories of things that creeped through the night, fangs glistening. Dark, terrible things. Another flash of lightning. Another clap of thunder. Another glimpse of something in the darkness. He shifted nervously. The ÆreÏn glanced at him. It was vaguely humanoid. An ÆreÏnã, then. More lightning. More thunder. What was that? He shifted again. The ÆreÏnã hissed. Òhrreri couldn’t take it. He climbed down the ladder and stepped out into the rain. The ground squelched beneath his booted feet. He stepped warily toward the blackened tree where he had first seen the disturbance. He turned around. The lightning was making it too dangerous to be out of the safety of the wall. In the distance, upon the safety of the fortification, he could barely make out the glints of red in the darkness that showed where the ÆreÏn’s eyes were. The dim light was vastly overshadowed by a blinding bolt of lighting. Òhrreri ran. Lesson 1 Umm.... I don't know if there're any copyright rules, so... just don't steal any of this please. I might want to get it published someday. Pronouns I(neuter[most common]) = ego I(female) = egõi (egoy-ee) I(male) = egõi (egoy) You(neuter[most common]) = ega You(female) = egãi (eg-way-ee[this is the most accurate Latin representation, but the ã is pronounced differently in the rest of the language]) You(male) = egã (eg-way) We(neuter[including speaker]) = egi We(neuter[excluding speaker]) = egii (eg-ee-ee) We(neuter[everybody[rarely used]]) = egii'i (eg-ee-ee-ee) We(female[rarely used]) = egiya (eg-ee-yay) We(male[rarely used]) = egiya (eg-ee-ya) You(royale, female) = egaia (ega-ee-ya) You(royale, male) = egai (ega-ee) You(royale, neuter) = egaii (ega-ee-ee) He(basic) = ege (eg-ay) She(basic) = egei (eg-ay-ee) It(Neuter-Masculine Aspect) = egei'e (eg-ay-ee-ay) It(Neuter-Feminine Aspect) = egei'a (eg-ay-ee-ah) It(Neuter-Neuter[See Notes]) = eige (e-ee-g-ay) They(Masculine) = egai (eh-ga-ee) They(Feminine) = egaie (eh-ga-ee-ay) They(Neuter-Masculine Aspect) = egaiee (eh-ga-ee-a-a) They(Neuter-Feminine Aspect) = egaieei (eh-ga-ee-a-a-ee) They(Neuter-Feminine Aspect) = egaieei (eh-ga-ee-a-a-ee) They(Neuter-Neuter [See Notes]) = egaieeiã (eh-ga-ee-a-a-ee-yay) Neuter notes: Neuter-neuter is like old Terris neuter. It is almost never used, unless whatever is being referred to is completely neutral. For the sake of this class, always use one of the others. Basic Conjugations All verbs will end in an e: Angere Anarete Anare Nare Atarike Likitike They are then conjugated by adding the pronoun to the end: Angerego Anaretego Anarego Anarego Narego Atarikego Likitikego I understand some of this won't make sense, but ask any questions and we will go over some of the other concepts later.

I made a language for a school project. I think that the story and mechanics and stuff is pretty cool. This is just a test, see how many people would be interested in learning some of it. Nobody I know really wants to. If enough people join, get ready for a crash course!

Yes, they can multiply it like that. One could say that they compound their weight. No, because it stores up gravity's pull on them, not their gravitational pull. They could do weird stuff, but without increasing mass, a black hole can't be created. I think that there are a bunch of topics about this, too, and they have some pretty good discussions.

Welcome! What does your Shardblade look like? (Unless you're one of those free-spren folks. Please don't be.) Which is your favorite audiobook in terms of production? Unless you've only listened to Mistborn.

Sure. My shipping address is 2100 Grossed Out Lane, New Yuck, NY, 33339 Edit: I wonder what would happen if you actually sent a letter to this address...

Hmmmm........ Which of these technicolor bones do you value the least?

Boots! Also, Kaladin would probably share a story about how Adolin would have died without him in the 3-way duel, and maybe Shallan in the chasm. But mostly boots!

Early character sheet, I might change some things. I tried to use some of the vampire stats while still keeping it semi-balanced.

Perhaps he could be late to missing punching someone.

If I'm playing as a vampire, should I use the vampire 18, 18, 18 stat block, or just the standard array?

Dang, no Wish then. That should be my boon. I can cast Wish at will.

I would love to be able to read the ending of The Hero of Ages again. I remember it being so awesome, and I would love to be able to be surprised about it. Also the end of WaT: Maybe just the Cosmere in general.