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  1. SourCandyLime
    Strmblsd is bringing us all together I had put a tracker in the sandwich, and saw that it was in the outback, I chárter a private jet to the sandwich, then I put the jet in my pocket, and yoink the sandwich from Vyzkel Willbender, and hop in my gravitation engine powered shuttle and soar to Skadrial (I probably spelt that wrong)
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    Thank you, I am free from the chains of mortality and I have you to thank.
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    "Ya, sometimes if I arrive in the middle of some plot, I don't remember until I'm like 13-16 (any time in there) but I still have all my powers, and my sense of self righteousness. Sometimes punching a bad guy with a nuclear fist is the only way!" Taeger freezes. "I've only done that once, and I don't even remember how..." Taeger slaps his own face, "I've got somewhere I need to be, I will be back around the end of the week. Don't worry, I will find you! I stuck a tracker on Mr. Adventurer's Back! I will return!" Taeger jumps, then his body explodes into a light blue dust, springkled with some purple. The ground gets burned when the particles touch it, and a note is left in the middle. A buisness card of sorts: Multiversal Alliance Located at the Center of the Universe Good luck getting cell service there! Open for New Recruits
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    I'm peacing out until saturday!

    For all yall members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I'm off to FSY!!

    Anyone else: I am off at church camp!

    1. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      HAVE FUN.

      I KNOW I'M WAAAAAAAAAY LATE AND YOU'RE COMING BACK TOMORROW

      BUT WHO CARES.

  5. SourCandyLime
    ... Taeger stares again, "I really did wake up on the wrong side of the Onmiverse. I wish I could be brought back how and where i was when I died. Instead I am born, and have to break the news to my new parents. Day 2, I transform into an adult in front of their faces, and, well, they always call the government."
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    It twas not AI generated, Its an idea I have for a story. Which will come after the Artifocan Showman. (Chpt. 1 is on the forum, I forgot where i put it.)
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    Stake Is your mom doing any better?
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    The blank stare on Taeger's face says it all, "No wonder I've stayed away from this side of the Omniverse. Look, have any of you died? I have. When you're reborn, is it violent? Sudden? Instant as how you were when you died? or are you reborn as a newborn baby. I have literally, truthfully said the words "I was born yesterday" and so I can say that being reborn is mildly inconvenient"
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    I say "I think your a nerd! and Nerds are Endearing! Like Design's annoying personality!"
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    I swore this was a meeting for people older than 5 ok, Let me tell you the story of Rowcastem. (I am keeping this short I got to sleep soon, and have the start of FSY tomorrow.) Long ago, Tim lived in a shack. Then he lived in a mansion. It was a short story, but that's not the true story. Tim stumbled on a rainbow clearing, and when he stepped into it, recieved the 6 Powers. With Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, and Purple, he could defeat any foe, until he met Luce. With the power Black, he could obsorb all of Tim's magic. The battles were for the ages. Like the Desolations from Roshar, these two caused time and again technological reverse. Their 120th battle, Luce shattered Tim's power across Rowcastem. The spell put Tim in a coma for a week. When he awoke, there was no sign of Luce, only faint links to 6 locations. Setting out on a trek he managed to gather the 6 crystals his power had been shattered into, and needed a way to weild them. Thankfully Hoid was passing by, and was able to craft a revolver. With the Rainbow Revolver in hand, Tim realized Luce had returned. Time fought Luce one more time, and with the unbound magic was able to stop Luce from accessing his Universe ever again. The End
  11. SourCandyLime
    A bomb when put with a comb seem like they would rhyme. The fool falls for this trick" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
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    Not this one i'm afraid, there is too much at stake for me to bow to the whims of mortality and death.
  13. SourCandyLime
    I am almost willing to let strmblsd have the sandwich, but instead, I make him a PB&J, replace the sandwich, so that he still has something, give him another puppy, pat him on the head, wish him luck, refer him to Stormblessed Group Therapy, then bolt away.
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    Ah the trepidation of puny mortals. Simply endearing. Tell me, would you like to hear stories from a worldhopper?
  15. SourCandyLime
    Whats shakin overprocessed pig fat?
  16. SourCandyLime
    I had that argument with my sister. She lost. # >1000ismorethan300.
  17. SourCandyLime
    *GASP* How dare you endanger our treaty. I will pull a Cave Johnson if you don't cease and desist.
  18. SourCandyLime
    Its so obvious now. Thats the only answer, but if that... yes, YES! I HAVE CRACKED IT, THE COSMERE IS MINE TO COMAND. I SHALL BRING MY THEORIES OF REALMATICS AND WHATNOT, TRAVEL TO THE PAST USING MY TIMETRAVEL, BE PRESENT IN ODIUM'S PLACE AT THE SHATTERING, AND CAUSE HAVOCK. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    763. Sneeze on the man (or woman (more embarrassing)) you worship
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    My life sense from having 10,000 BEUs causes me to recognize your theft, and challenge you to a shard duel for the sandwich
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    761. (now we are back on track) fall for someone's vain attempts to get worship
  22. SourCandyLime
    I give strmblsd a bottle of liquid mental sanity with instructions to drink the whole bottle.
  23. SourCandyLime
    Third of Late Night
  24. SourCandyLime
    i love how we all are trying to save strmblsd's mental sanity
  25. SourCandyLime
    I give strmblsd a puppy so that he is no longer alone, then i use my sandwich magnet to pull the sandwich out of the wreckage and continue sprinting away with my SpeedyLegs10,000
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