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Vyzkel

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  1. *hugs* oof, that sucks
  2. … I’m not feeling murderous right now so I think you’re fine… *ominously looks at @Through The Living Glass*
  3. Haha yeah That ones even worse though.
  4. OLD Anyway hi guys!!!
  5. Make sure his past is never known (the gods will make it known)
  6. 1704. Fake your own death and host a surprise birthday party for your friend thats disguised as your funeral.
  7. 1677. Sniff every single article of clothing in a store for that new clothes smell.
  8. I was actually thinking that my hands were directly connected to my shoulders, but that’s actually better so yeah.
  9. You stole my arms, not my hands
  10. With my hands, obviously.
  11. Wait what? NO MINE *takes back arms*
  12. Good thing I have two more hands!
  13. *yoinks cookie* hehehehe
  14. Granted (except for this one), but you can only wish for things that don’t benefit you in any way. I wish for the ability to make the perfect fry sauce
  15. Proposal: Sweatshirts
  16. Including yourself. I notice the glass (and Glass) is gone, so run over and vault myself over something cool and grab the Sandwich, continuing to do “parkour” over various objects.
  17. I pluck broken windshield out of my skin and notice I don’t have the Sandwich, or my hostage. I sadly continue plucking out the glass.
  18. *popcorn munches* this is fun
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