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Vyzkel

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  1. I land and break both my legs, still holding the Sandwich.
  2. ILLEGAL *points gun at you*
  3. Oh. 1631. Be the worst fighter ever, but still pick fights with the biggest people you see just to get beat up.
  4. I quickly grab the run and yank the rug backwards, pulling it out from under you. I leap up and grab the Sandwich while you’re falling and only then do I notice I’m falling too.
  5. I pick the ruby and make a cool wooden staff to hold it, the perfect Halloween costume!
  6. Dang, y’all have been busy… I sneak into the house in the dead of night and steal Sandwich, only stopping to hear the now-not-nice rug insult me. A small tear runs down my cheek as I run out of the house and into the night.
  7. Fr anyway late night win hehe
  8. Why am I being pinged exactly? 1627. For every joke, without fail, start laughing before the punchline, never actually reaching said punchline.
  9. I proceed to RKO you from the roof of a building, breaking multiple of your ribs. I take the Sandwich from your crumpled body.
  10. That was as helpful as jumping in the water with me as I’m drowning, but thanks anyway.
  11. What is happening?
  12. My ears perk up. I present Fish with a single dollar, wanting to buy some mustard gas.
  13. 1603. Sniff people then reel back in horror and say “you smell weird”, then walk away. 1604. Use Burgers per Freedom
  14. *GASP* she DID I start to form an elaborate plan to break the Sandwich out of prison.
  15. You wish to become the Nightwatcher? (skip me)
  16. You just have to start sounding like an American Sports announcer from the 1960s and just talk about a plunger for 5 minutes, easy.
  17. I, not knowing the Sandwich was a he, watch him get thrown behind bars.
  18. Sad days require hugs *hugs*
  19. Granted, you are now 52. I wish my school’s heaters would work (the power block is shot, so almost nothing is working).
  20. I happily escape the massacre and skip away, happily hiding the Sandwich.
  21. Okay, I think it’s perfect
  22. Strmblsd why is that your pfp
  23. Then no, I don’t think you would.
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