That’s a bit too much…
Imagine having a daydream that ends with you falling, making you jolt awake and grab your desk. Another one is to fall asleep and have the teacher say your name and put their hand on your shoulder, that usually works too.
1644. Find the squelchiest food ever and chew it with your mouth open.
1645. Quote something(like a funny video or inside joke) until it’s not funny anymore and continue to quote it.