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Vyzkel

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  1. The punch flung me so far that I run into the Sandwich midair. I grab it while flying past.
  2. *gasp* How DARE you, YOU NEED SLEEP AS MUCH AS YOUR CHILD
  3. I love me a good roast, it’s entertaining to hear people’s creativity.
  4. There’s always the strategy of assaulting them with words.
  5. Dang it, I’ll miss it.
  6. One of the bananas starts ringing… BANANA PHONE Unintelligenius picks it up. “Look behind you,” I say into it, but it’s too late for when he turns around his face is met with my trusty baseball bat, knocking him out cold. I take the dropped Sandwich and run away.
  7. *cracks knuckles* where
  8. Technically speaking, asking questions is the total opposite of quiet.
  9. There was a Dairy Queen down the street from my old school and they banned students from coming in after school because they kept vandalizing the bathrooms. Those poor workers.
  10. Manager with clown ensemble.
  11. Imagine just working at a fast food place and you see your manager walk in with clown makeup to order a burger
  12. Does he/she make you start working or something?
  13. No, no I wasn’t stabbed. Tbh I don’t know
  14. A state of hunger.
  15. Ice Cream, but they call it custard.
  16. I look at the now clean landscape, somehow already filled with life once more, and wonder how big that rug was. I absent-mindedly take the Sandwich as I think about this.
  17. It’s basically just like rollerblading
  18. That’s why I said hardly ever work because I know there’s gonna that one time where this strategy would be the best option and it works perfectly.
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