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  1. Vyzkel
    Using the worlds biggest lemon squeezer, I squeeze lemon moon juice all over the world bathing the world in the agonizing liquid known as lemon juice, the paper cuts on people sting in pain, I take the Sandwich while everyone is writhing in pain(except for Glass I guess).
  2. Vyzkel
    Granted, I have found a guy named The Sandwich, he works in IT and is a great friend, I am no longer a Jinn and don’t serve you since I’m a horse. Neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh.
  3. Vyzkel
    It technically could reflect the sun, just not as much as the moon. I get in a rocket and fly to the lemon moon as fast as possible, but before that I give everyone a few paper cuts.
  4. Vyzkel
    I pat your head sympathetically and walk away.
  5. Vyzkel
    Granted, people like you A LOT whenever you talk.(technically not a bane, it’s what you wanted) I wish to not be a genie anymore.
  6. Vyzkel
    Granted, but you don’t know that so you always fail math tests. I wish to become a genie.
  7. Vyzkel
    I don’t mind, also it is a cool pfp.
  8. Vyzkel
    This infinite summoning gives an IRL flight glitches whenever one of you is in the air, the server kicks you for unauthorized flying after I throw one of you in the air, then I take the Sandwich from the floor.
  9. Vyzkel
    Morning win, hurray!
  10. Vyzkel
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but when Glass gives you lemons, do whatever I don’t care. I take one of the uneaten slices and squirt it in both of your eyes, then I take the Sandwich and run back in the Physical Realm, hiding in my backup treehouse in the red- I mean Greenwoods.
  11. Vyzkel
    Using the popcorn in my not-so-elaborate plan, I take it and throw it in Platypus’s face in an attempt to take away attention from the Sandwich.
  12. Vyzkel
    #nevergonnaletyoudown
  13. Vyzkel
    Oohh, I actually think I know the one you’re talking about(sadly, I use mobile). Ya know, like web extensions for chrome.
  14. Vyzkel
    “Nope none of those, except sometimes I practice trying to use different powers that come with a being when I shapeshift, but sometimes it doesn’t work due to lack of Investiture,” he says, “also, you’re able to Connect to different planets?!”
  15. Vyzkel
    “Uh, no,” Kyz says confused. He notices that Arranis seemed strangely on edge, “Hey are you okay,” Kyz asks. He put his hand on his glowing shoulder.
  16. Vyzkel
    huzzow!
  17. Vyzkel
    Okay, that’s isn’t cheating.
  18. Vyzkel
    ah scary Also breaks the rules.
  19. Vyzkel
    Hey that’s cheating.
  20. Vyzkel
    My friend: “Once I get my phone the first thing I’m gonna do is text my girlfriend.” Me: “You have a girlfriend?” My friend: “no, which means I need to get one before I get my phone, which is in about fifteen minutes.”
  21. Vyzkel
    Wait, where is that?
  22. Vyzkel
    I teleport, grab the Sandwich, and teleport back using my one-use-only teleporter, then I hide in my Redwoods treehouse.
  23. Vyzkel
    I backflip over the explosion.
  24. Vyzkel
    That was all very painful to read.
  25. Vyzkel
    I backflip over and say it’s definitely not a trap.
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