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Vyzkel

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  1. nah, I just ate lunch. TPBM is frustrated by taxes.
  2. It’s a tragedy TPBM Lives or has lived on a farm.
  3. Teal, for no particular reason…
  4. I. Want. LUNCH TPBM has eaten a bug.
  5. Have a three pound bag of Cheetos. I have shoes with no soles.
  6. *signature look of superiority* TPBM is a top poster for any thread.
  7. I sheepishly ask if I can have a banana.
  8. Definitely a lime green.
  9. That does not sound good.
  10. You need to bold. Luckily, it was all a dream.
  11. My dad usually lets me read his books, and he has a lot, I don’t wanna name em off.
  12. As much as I possibly can(which isn’t enough). TPBM has considered faking their own death.
  13. I fly back to earth and chill on the beach while everyone is having a wizard battle, happily holding the Sandwich.
  14. I HAVENT LOST IN A WEEK NOOOOOOOOOO
  15. I confusedly peel the cheese off my face and taste it.
  16. Nah, just half(unless I need to catch up on homework, then only a third). TPBM has accidentally posted on the wrong thread(I.e posting about wishes in TBFTS instead of Boon/Bane).
  17. I ignore the cows and just steal the Sandwich from Unintelligenius, then I eat some Mars pizza.
  18. Granted, fruit flies now live twice as long. I wish to taste the worlds best food.
  19. Indeed it did. Which one??
  20. I shall claim this so called “win”.
  21. Granted, the economy crashes. I wish for the best phone ever to exist to appear in my hand.
  22. Granted, it’s sugar-free and only has kale in it. I wish for a hundred dollar Amazon gift card
  23. I agree, good idea.
  24. Granted, I change back to a human and now have a wig and makeup on, I am your girlfriend(for the day). I wish to stop being transformed into stuff.
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