Vyzkel

Hi Hungry, I’m Vyz

I realize I haven’t posted in a while and realize that the compasses are op, so I make it my goal to steal them all and destroy them. I start by taking strmbsd’s compass while he’s sleeping:

Welcome to life, just think about what I said, it’ll help you one way or another.

Granted, Everything you got wrong on your last math is magically circled and given to you. I wish for a phone with an infinite battery

1041. Randomly make cake and give slices to people while saying “enjoy” in a very creepy voice

Okay I FINALLY have time to write this, here we go. Some of the things that you’ve been talking about are similar to things I’ve actually talked about to a friend of mine who’s has been studying psychology. What she talked about made a lot of sense and I realized that making friends isn’t just about enjoying time around people, it’s also about mutual respect. Friendship requires a give-and-take situation for it to last, if you’re only talking about yourself whenever you’re around your friends, it gets mentally taxing, and though you might not be trying to sound like it, it can come off as kind of selfish. I would talk more but I don’t wanna type anything else, just remember to not be leaning on someone too much, lest they get tired (also don’t antagonize people, as a side note).

1036. Make fun of people’s ignorance. You don’t know what a fly is? Imagine.

1033. Point out an unzipped fly, even if it’s not someone you know.

1029’ Still mess up the formatting.

Granted, it’s salt water. I wish for perfect skin.

1024. Human meat supposedly tastes like pork.

Ah man.

*looks down at my outfit* interesting…

Maybe she was wearing a ball gown because you need new contacts.

1022. Be a turtle eater.

*stands awkwardly*

Granted, RAFO I wish to read super fast and be able to understand what I just read.

1020. Be a donut earther.

That would be SICK TPBM Loves something they’re bad at.

1015. Believe we are all living in a simulated world and our whole life is a lie.

1012. Talk in binary on a day-to-day basis.

1006. Be the first to fix the numbers after reaching 1000.

I can, voila.

1003. Swallow your own puke.

WHAT 1001. Be mad about not getting it.