Granted. You are a God of death who can only kill things or turn them into zombies.
I wish for Doomslug to kill all the spiders in my basement (not turn them into zombies).
Hello! Welcome to the Shard!
What Sanderson books specifically have you read,
and,
if you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why?
DON'T EAT THE COOKIES.
I BE AN HONORSPREN
Not one of those stuffy old ones though.
Imma find myself a Radiant.
*turns into a small stormcloud with a face*
Edit: Wait, hang on, I'm a Cryptic now.
...
*vibrates violently*