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Through The Living Glass

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  1. Granted. You are a God of death who can only kill things or turn them into zombies. I wish for Doomslug to kill all the spiders in my basement (not turn them into zombies).
  2. Granted. Everything else (kittens included) hates you so much they die. I wish for mooooooooore wishes.
  3. Granted. You always teleport to the person you hate most. I wish for you to eat this poison cookie you gave me.
  4. *google* Nope. It sounds good though! TPBM sometimes wants to kick something really really really hard.
  5. HAH I TRICKED YOU THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED lol Granted. They are all turned into zombies instead. I wish for a cookie.
  6. Granted. All living things that see you instantly turn to ash. I wish for a small chicken.
  7. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M TALL FOR A WOMAN. "Haha! Your puny Shardstick is no match for me!" *grabs with giant metal hand from my pfp*
  8. Granted. They are all teleported to the ocean. I wish school would start already.
  9. *boss music begins playing* You're going down so hard for that *dons metal suit*
  10. Hello! Welcome to the Shard! What Sanderson books specifically have you read, and, if you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why? DON'T EAT THE COOKIES.
  11. Granted. You have a fish tail but still can't breath underwater. I wish for a wish fish.
  12. Did you just 1. pretend to be a cowboy and 2. call me short
  13. Yes. It's called babysitting the tiny devils siblings in your house. TPBM should probably get more sleep every night.
  14. *squints suspiciously* hmmmmmmmmmmmm
  15. I BE AN HONORSPREN Not one of those stuffy old ones though. Imma find myself a Radiant. *turns into a small stormcloud with a face* Edit: Wait, hang on, I'm a Cryptic now. ... *vibrates violently*
  16. I want to kick something

    really,

    really,

    really hard.

     

     

     

     

    But the last time I did that I shattered my toes...

  17. I stop you- -by firing Strmblsd out of a cannon (hence the hemlet) at you. He grabs it and lands on top of a hill, completely unharmed.
  18. *blinks groggily* Mm Good morning
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