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  1. Doomslug the Arcane
    Coool, does she like you back?
  2. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, but only in your body... Sooo yeah, hypothermia forever, better get some health insurance cuz you'll be visiting the hospital a lot. And btw it's permanent. I wish for all assassins to die.
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    "Cake?" I say, presenting my successful cake tree. "I'm also trying to breed some Ice cream plants, so stay tuned for that!"
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    "Ooo, yum! Tomatoes! Once they ripe, what'll you be doing with them?" I lick my lips hungrily while I water my Cake Trees.
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    lol
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    oh, man, i wish my friends knew this stuff
  7. Doomslug the Arcane
    Daniel Thrasher?
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    I run over Piano Savant before she can steal the sandwich, and take the sandwich for myself, then u-turn to drive towards Glass's garden to plant something.
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    I hop in a truck and race towards Unintelligenius, running over Vyz in the process
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    ok
  11. Doomslug the Arcane
    Only in your dreams! I wish to age 1000x slower
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    Seriously though, last year, every time I was walking in the halls, I'd pretend to have a shardblade and cut everything. When people looked at me weird and asked what I was doing, I'd answer "Brandon Sanderson stuff." And they'd all be fine with it. At least, the ones who asked, cuz they were in the same class as me in 5th grade, when our SUPER AWESOME BESTEST EVER teacher read Skyward to us, and instantly got like half the class addicted to Brandon Sanderson. I proudly consider myself the mostest addictedest cuz I've read the most brandon Sanderson books of anyone but anyway, they knew I love brandon Sanderson books and so they just "ok" and left me.
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    ARRREEEE WEEEEEE STIIIIIILLLLL DOOIIIIINGNGGGG THIIIIISSS THIININGGGGG?????
  14. Doomslug the Arcane
    Nah, you'll know when it happens "...Are you charging at me?" I glare
  15. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted. I don't need to do a bane cuz the bane is already there. Have fun riding a plane piloted by an uneducated teenager! And I hope you enjoy eating buggy food cause the farmers don't know what they're doing. Or drinking dirty water! Sounds delightful! I wish to be immune to all disease.
  16. Doomslug the Arcane
    Condensation
  17. Doomslug the Arcane
    The flying kick misses me because I am on the ground. The kick does, however, hit a poor bird. Shame on you! btw random question, but when's ookla season?
  18. Doomslug the Arcane
    Me standing in the fields at recess trying to figure out how to fly
  19. Doomslug the Arcane
    Oh wait, ur possesing Rye? Totally missed that part *high five?*
  20. Doomslug the Arcane
    how have I never heard of those abbreivs before, and why didn't I figure that out *yay, sandwich*
  21. Doomslug the Arcane
    I grab Piano turn her upside down, and shake the sandwich out of her grip. Then I toss Piano at the upcoming fight. huh whats cr and pr
  22. Doomslug the Arcane
    Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase, hakuna matata, ain't no passin' crazeeeeeeeeeee!! ok/hakuna matata
  23. Doomslug the Arcane
    *which means you sense what everyone is sensing so you have a senses overload and die from panic attack and overstimulation*
  24. Doomslug the Arcane
    890. *cough cough cough* oops, so *cough* rry bout that, I think I have a wee bit a *Cough Cough Cough cough COUGH* col- *HACK HACK AACKCKCCK HUUHHHHHHUURRRHRRR AAAACKCKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHAKDKKDKDKDDKDAJFKDL JLKDSJFKJDSKJFL*
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    NotHammer
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