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Doomslug the Arcane

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  1. Oh, I didn't even realize you had stolen my processing, why, thank you! Now I can get back to creating AI! I wish to speak normally
  2. I wonder what a popcorn's soul would be like You could be a stick
  3. Sure, Perfect French is a pretty nice person, glad you wanted to be friends! I wish to undo my bane.
  4. Sorry, I forgot to clarify, they were illusions I harumph, and restart the process
  5. I manifest multiple copies of the sandwich in Shadesmar, humming to myself
  6. Granted. Next time you ask a genie in a bottle to grant you a wish, everything around you within a 1 foot radius will slow for a minute. After that, you will slow for a minute. I wish to know how to pronounce sliver
  7. Time will slow, but so will you I wish to know what thyme is
  8. Granted. It's the best type of sandwich in the world, a mud sandwich that is. I wish for control over time too
  9. I soulcast Vyz's baseball bat into blood and steal the sandwich, entering Shadesmar to escape
  10. I'm a she I breathe in some stormlight, healing my legs, and lash myself after Vyz
  11. yayyy whoooo yeah hahahahhaha blehhhh ughhhh groann Wait, where are we?
  12. Granted, but an evil mafia group paid for them and now you are stuck repaying them for the rest of your life. I wish to read A Nice Book in peace
  13. Granted, but the master is your greatest enemy who hates your guts. I wish for A Nice Book to be enchanted so it will write creative new stories each time I open the book with unlimited pages
  14. Aww, it was a metaphorical rabbit hole. I summon my mole companion, and he digs me a tunnel through the earth up to the surface. I erupt from the ground in front of Unintelligus, steal the sandwich, and then break for it.
  15. I pop up from a rabbit hole, snatch the sandwich, then return to my rabbit hole.
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