Granted. Next time you ask a genie in a bottle to grant you a wish, everything around you within a 1 foot radius will slow for a minute. After that, you will slow for a minute.
I wish to know how to pronounce sliver
Granted, but the master is your greatest enemy who hates your guts.
I wish for A Nice Book to be enchanted so it will write creative new stories each time I open the book with unlimited pages
Aww, it was a metaphorical rabbit hole.
I summon my mole companion, and he digs me a tunnel through the earth up to the surface. I erupt from the ground in front of Unintelligus, steal the sandwich, and then break for it.