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  1. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, you can't make any wishes though, rubbing the golden lamp is part of the magic, and you can't rub a plastic bottle I wish for perfect pitch
  2. Doomslug the Arcane
    -And then immediately drop it. I pick up the sandwich and teleport to Mars.
  3. Doomslug the Arcane
    AHEM, EXCUSE ME?!?! TOFU IS GREAT!!! I mean, sure, plain tofu isn't that good, but so is plain everything! Tofu is great if it's made right!!!!!!!! Granted, but the amount of tax you pay has been tripled I wish to have super senses
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    861. Love tiny people
  5. Doomslug the Arcane
    Who has sold her soul to me.
  6. Doomslug the Arcane
    Confused at why Pinap Spider just threw his own sanity down a cliff.
  7. Doomslug the Arcane
    Firm tofu doesn't taste as good!!
  8. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, but you receive the tofu when I cause the universe to end. I wish for lots of tofu too, but I want it now. And not the firm kind of tofu, the tofu should be soft.
  9. Doomslug the Arcane
    I steal the jar of Pineap's sanity and mix it with the DNA trying to make a bomb
  10. Doomslug the Arcane
    Fever
  11. Doomslug the Arcane
    I'm not sure what's wrong with your knees, but you know have perfect knees I wish to control the events of the universe
  12. Doomslug the Arcane
    I Pull Vyz's motorcycle towards me with Vyz still sitting in the motorcycle and unable to escape
  13. Doomslug the Arcane
    Heyyy my splendiferous aura of fantamazingness and wondertasticness is making someone laugh! I collect some of Pineap Spider's DNA for research
  14. Doomslug the Arcane
    856. Mmmm, humans are delicious!
  15. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, it exists in your mind I wish to change the law
  16. Doomslug the Arcane
    Why, because of my splendiferous aura of fantamazingness and wondertasticness I start brainwashing the snakes to serve me and only me
  17. Doomslug the Arcane
    The snakes stop at the last second and instead faint from joy
  18. Doomslug the Arcane
    Granted, it will come all at once though. I wish to speak in people's minds like Ruin
  19. Doomslug the Arcane
    Btw, watch out, there's a puddle of mud, and there are snakes, but there are also bunniesssss! I jump on the foam blocks, and fall asleep in happiness
  20. Doomslug the Arcane
    Even better decomposition
  21. Doomslug the Arcane
    Super quick decomposition
  22. Doomslug the Arcane
    *Gasp* Bubble wrappppppp!!!1 I start popping the bubble wap
  23. Doomslug the Arcane
    I use my steel pushing abilities to push the knife out of Unintelligenius's stomach, ripping a hole. I also take back the sandwich and remove whatever metal was in it that allowed Unintelligenius to pull it
  24. Doomslug the Arcane
    Wild driving
  25. Doomslug the Arcane
    854. Be a chicken and don't eat eggs.
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