*Pulls another fusion core out of my pocket*
”Uh huh, about that…”
*manifests a blue party hat and puts it on my head*
*Picks up my tesla cannon lying nearby*
”I’ll stand guard and stop those gingers from getting in here, except you of course, Wierdo, you’re welcome here!”
*turns off your sharpie*
*pats Wierdo on the head because I’m taller and I’m in power armor*