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One of the Ten Fools

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  1. One of the Ten Fools
    I shove the context and content of the previous page down your throat, and while you are choking on it I steal the sandwich.
  2. One of the Ten Fools
    Inconceivable!
  3. One of the Ten Fools
    Granted. However you get raw coco powder of the finest quality. I wish for the ability to fall asleep and wake up on time.
  4. One of the Ten Fools
    Chuck Norris's Social Security number is the last nine digits of pi.
  5. One of the Ten Fools
    If successfully harnessed for energy, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could provide the country of Sweden with power for 3 days, 8 hours and 14 minutes.
  6. One of the Ten Fools
    I throw the broken box at Lunamor, and grab the sandwich.
  7. One of the Ten Fools
    I find it strange that no one has talked about the lord ruler yet. In the first book the crew talks about some old stories of the Lord Ruler in the early days of his rule were he walked out of a building that was on fire. In the story it says that he was practically a skeleton and he was able to heal for that. There is another story that they talk about where some people that were rebelling, and they stabbed him with a lot of spears and he just walked around with the spears in him.
  8. One of the Ten Fools
    I have honestly thought about stabbing someone with a pin and then stabbing myself with it to see if I would get powers. I won't actually do this though.
  9. One of the Ten Fools
    Chuck Norris can ski without any snow
  10. One of the Ten Fools
    donkey he ha
  11. One of the Ten Fools
    I bribe Lift with food to steal the sandwich for me.
  12. One of the Ten Fools
    I jump out of the ground and call Gizmo (the police dog and not the gremlin) to me. I pick up Gizmo (the police dog and not the gremlin) and do a couple steel pushes onto a building to hopefully enjoy a sandwich, and surveys the city.
  13. One of the Ten Fools
    Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
  14. One of the Ten Fools
    I use a police dog (named Gizmo) to track down the sandwich, and then I command the police dog (named Gizmo) to tackle Lunamor. I use this opportunity to go underground with my prepared drill.
  15. One of the Ten Fools
    lucky I had a back up in my house, and I had a tracker in the sandwich tracker tracker.
  16. One of the Ten Fools
    I watch the deal well hiding behind a trash can. I then throw a tracking device onto to the sandwich, and back away slowly.
  17. One of the Ten Fools
    I know about beds. Definitely a Wayne reference.
  18. One of the Ten Fools
    I throw a pokeball at the sandwich to catch it, then I throw out a kangaskhan to sit on the pokemonball.
  19. One of the Ten Fools
    I look in the mirror and see what I saw. I then take the saw and throw it at Weaver of lights to distract him. I then take the sandwich, and run.
  20. One of the Ten Fools
    Milo Murphy happens to walk nearby, and a rabid dog happens to run into you knocking the sandwich out of your hand and onto a speeding car. The car suddenly stops flinging the sandwich into my stunned hands.
  21. One of the Ten Fools
    When Gotham City needs a hero, they call Batman. When Batman needs a hero, he calls Chuck Norris.
  22. One of the Ten Fools
    when Chuck Norris needs to relax he joins the army
  23. One of the Ten Fools
    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
  24. One of the Ten Fools
    Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
  25. One of the Ten Fools
    Chuck Norris once went to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Norris once raced with the speed of light. He's still waiting for it to catch up.
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