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  1. One of the Ten Fools
    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
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    Lift once challenged Chuck Norris to a pancake eating contest. She lost when Chuck ate the plate too. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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    Chuck Norris's sneezes are registered as seismic events. Chuck Norris doesn't need to shower; dirt is afraid to cling to him.
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    Chuck Norris once looked at Medusa. Now, she wears a blindfold. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.
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    emu-fire was discovered, and brought
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    When Chuck Norris works out, the machines get stronger. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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    Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he stares at the grass, and it withers in fear.
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    I went on a run yesterday, obviously a Fleet reference
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    Chuck Norris can walk on land, water, and air
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    Chuck Norris like to take sunbaths in the sun from sunlit man
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    High storms dodge Chuck Norris
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    Chuck Norris can shatter shard plate with one punch
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    Chuck Norris does in fact use a stunt double, but only for crying scenes.
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    Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who"
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    Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble
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    why has no one picked Adonalsium? Adonalsium, Hoid, and Raoden Adonalsium to defeat the current ruler, Raoden to make smart decisions, and be the face of the kingdom, and Hoid tells good storys as well as being powerful, and if nothing else Hoid is a really good meat shield.
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    Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. and wins
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    The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Chuck Norris was looking for him.
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    When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball, the balls dodge him
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    Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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    Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it
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    Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is
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    since you like all of the board games what is your favorite monopoly version. There are also over 300 different versions, so pick carefully.
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    Chuck Norris is the only man to be able to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
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    Chuck Norris can Speak Braille, and hear sign language.
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