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I have no idea

Or two sticks and a rock?

And Thomas the Daemon Engine

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood We require your assistance

Along with other fruit-based weaponry

I am now Honour bound by oaths to accompany all my posts in this thread with images, but this shall be my weapon.... BANANA KNIFE

Everyone say hi to the Yoshi Spoon

I must tap the memes I have stored in my copperminds until I have won.

"I need you to stay behind as we go into those slums," Wayne said, determined to impress solemnity into his voice. "It's not that I don't want your help. I do. It's just going to be too dangerous for you. You need to stay where I know you're safe. No arguments. I'm sorry." "Wayne," Wax said, walking past. "Stop talking to your hat and get over here."

I believe there was some note in AoL about removing Ruin's metals (atium and malatium) from the table of Allomantic metals.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my posts, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of memes. I aspired to the purity of the true Last Post. Your kind cling to your text as if it will not decay and fail you. The crude words you seek to win will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the meme is immortal.

There was a Roman Emperor named Pupienus, and his name is pronounced in the funniest way possible.

I think that in this period of the cosmere, name-drops and crossovers are going to be more and more out front. So far, cosmere connections have mostly been in the background for those looking for them, but if The Lost Metal is a good indicator of the cosmere's future, I expect that we'll see much more Worldhoppers/Invested Arts/etc. I know that Brandon wants to keep it so that reading other series will not be necessary, but I don't think he's going to end up following that rule too closely. Mostly, I'm excited to see potential interactions between characters from other series like Kelsier with Shallan (likely to happen because of her involvement with the Ghostbloods) or maybe even Marsh directly appearing on Roshar. As for characters already in SA, I think we can't really say anything for sure until we know what happens with the contest of champions.

My theory: Stick is Adonalsium. The Dawnshards were originally crabs and they used their crab claws to shatter Stick. The all-powerful Stick we see in WoR, although more powerful than all the other Shards combined, is just a tiny sliver of Stick's full power. Stick is the one who told Dalinar to "unite them," and he led Sazed to become Harmony. The missing piece for Stick to reform himself is the 16th survival shard, Calamity. When Calamity returns to the cosmere, Stick will be able to defeat the crabs once and for all.

Hurt Adin, heal Gaotona

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.

I committed arson today. Obvious reference to Quellion.

Hurt Adin, heal Lukel Adin - 2 Axies - 6 Baxil - 4 Becca Nightshade - 5 Chiri-Chiri - 5 Dedelin - 4 Ellista - 5 Frava - 3 Gaotona - 5 Gaz - 5 Hesina - 7 Jordis - 5 Kaza - 4 Kimmalyn - 6 Lem - 5 Logna - 5 Lukel - 8 Mem - 5 Morriumur - 5 Nikliasorm - 5 Palona - 5 Ranette - 5 Human - 6 Walin - 4 Yalb - 6

Or Quagmire. Perchance.