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BlueWildRye

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  1. You are an Entema Rue, so your Jack Sparrow run is very slow.
  2. Actually I could do that
  3. I NEED TO LIVE IN UTAH
  4. Oh, I didn't know you were from Nebraska! My best friend lives there now. Anyway I don't belong here so -bye-
  5. Raw fish in a roll, covered in some kind of sauce, with sticky rice all over it? What's the loneliest number?
  6. Why are you burying all those bodies? It's not a phase.
  7. OH MY GOD BEYOND SHE'S MET BRANDON
  8. DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S MET BRANDON?!?!
  9. *Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, joins the chat*
  10. various foods from German bakeries,
  11. Watch it, or else someday you'll try to chop down a tree and it'll start pelting you with apples.
  12. , so when the Germans invaded,
  13. @TheRavenHasLanded COME BACK
  14. I know no other Sharders IRL.
  15. I'm so cool that the ice around Vyzkel freezes again.
  16. Granted but your feet are frozen I wish I had strmblsd's knowledge of foot fungus
  17. Guys this is so weird, 2044 and 2045 are the exact same for me, like what??? Alright not anymore but I swear it was doing that for a few good moments.
  18. I've only married Penny and Haley but I've gotten 8 hearts with everyone else so that's pretty much their entire character arc minus the 10 heart cutscenes.
  19. GUYS IT'S 2044 IT'S BEEN TWENTY YEARS WE'RE ALL IN OUR THIRTIES AND FORTIES NOW
  20. Microwave to lukewarm
  21. So as I've already said I was at the fair the other day, and there was this lady who was saying, "Well, we came, we saw..." and then she trailed off and I was DESPERATELY trying not to loudly scream "BUT HAVE YOU CONQUERED YET?!?!"

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    2. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      But like

      "Veni, Vidi, Vici!"

      would be so fun to yell in public though.

    3. BlueWildRye

      BlueWildRye

      You have to start banging a gladius and a scutum together while saying it, too.

    4. Through The Living Glass
  22. The real question is which marriage candidate has the best character arc?
  23. The Redspine ran as fast as they could, panting heavily, eyes wide. "I... I haven't forgotten myself... I... I'm better now... I'm BETTER..." They turned and saw Marewill pursuing behind, catching up surprisingly quickly. "PLEASE!" they yelled, "DON'T COME ANY NEARER!" Their hunger grew stronger and stronger as they began to wear out. I... need... to... eat... FLESH... No... No, no, I can't... The Redspine turned, slowing, to face Marewill. "I... I don't want to hurt you... please... go away..." It shook violently, vision going red.
  24. Now I will remind you of your loss as you reminded me that the Game exists.
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