A guard stepped over to Kane and Khoi's table, politely lifted everything off it, and flipped the table over. Then, seeing that there was nobody hiding under it, he flipped it upright again and carefully placed everything back. "Gotta make sure," he grumbled. @Argenti @Sherma Main
Meanwhile, Rye strained to climb up the fireplace. Gods, but his back was getting really, really hot. But, above him, he had almost reached the top. The cool night air just barely touched his face, taunting him to come up more, to escape the heat. Al...most... there... He sprung up, hands grasping for the edge of the chimney, but he missed and fell back down into the fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" he shouted, rolling out of the fireplace and into the middle of the tavern. "STOP DROP AND ROLL, STOP DROP AND ROLL... ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!" He rolled right into the fat old merchant, who squealed and called for his guards to grab Rye. Rye jumped up, covered in soot, his hair and clothes still smoking. "Uh... good evening."