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  1. BlueWildRye
    "Ah, how wonderful," Sigismund says cheerfully, his blackened mustache still letting off wisps of smoke.
  2. BlueWildRye
    Sigismund tries to magically transport himself out of the vision.
  3. BlueWildRye
    Sigismund juggles a fireball, but accidentally sets his mustache on fire.
  4. BlueWildRye
    Oh storms Yeah I don't fancy being a catperson's dinner.
  5. BlueWildRye
    I think I missed something important.
  6. BlueWildRye
    Sleep deprived is one of your pronouns so you should stay up late practicing.
  7. BlueWildRye
    I chuck a thermonuclear bomb at Uninteligenius.
  8. BlueWildRye
    I have a faint ache in my stomach but I can't place what it is so I think I'm good today.
  9. BlueWildRye
    Hmm.... Usually the last songs on their albums are my favorite, so maybe Pushing Me Away or Powerless?
  10. BlueWildRye
    Guten morgen
  11. BlueWildRye
    So every human gets to kill their own dragon? Lol
  12. BlueWildRye

    In honor of my favorite chicken, Nemesis, I am changing my profile picture back to her face to remember her. Is she dead? Not yet... but she probably will be after today. She's like five or six years old and has a weird disease so I don't expect her to live much longer. So... RIP Nemi.

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    2. Mags

      Mags

      Aw, that's awful I'm so sorry 🫂

      Nemi will live on in our hearts forever

    3. Throw TheLiving Silverware

      Throw TheLiving Silverware

      I'm really sorry 🫂

      She really looks cool, from what I can see

      Can you tell us about her? Why was she your favourite?

    4. BlueWildRye

      BlueWildRye

      Well, I didn't know Nemi as a chick, but I knew her in her prime, and that's how she got the name "Nemesis". See, we were trying to raise freedom rangers (meat chickens) alongside our laying hens, and I had to keep a close watch on them to make sure they were safe, because meat birds are utter idiots. Anyway, there was this one chicken who just wouldn't leave them alone, and she'd relentlessly attack and peck at them, so I started calling her my "nemesis" for that reason. Finally, I caught this chicken and put her outside where she couldn't reach the meat birds. After that she wasn't really a threat. It's funny how, in old age, some chickens become hardened menaces, while others just become funny little guys. Nemesis was the former, ruthlessly fighting any other hens who thought they were stronger than her.  But, to me, she was really just a funny little guy. She was a little smaller than average, with a funny face you can see on my profile picture, and she liked to be held. One day I noticed something odd about her; she was winning less fights, stumbling around, etc, so I decided she was growing old and brought her up to the retirement coop, where she has lived out the rest of her days peacefully and quietly.

  13. BlueWildRye
    Ugh... Kiss Vyre, marry Moash, kill Lord Silencer. Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter
  14. BlueWildRye
    Why can't I eat the skeleton?
  15. BlueWildRye
    I catch the Sandwich as it trips and jump into my trusty F-22, then fly into the sunset cackling.
  16. BlueWildRye
    Flesh puddles are my favorite!
  17. BlueWildRye
    Are there any roles y'all want me to fill?
  18. BlueWildRye
    Is he a Taurus?
  19. BlueWildRye
    I have returned and am ready to kick some ginger butt.
  20. BlueWildRye
    This one is so easy: Kiss Rlain, marry Renarin, kill the Stump. Kiss kill or marry: Cardboard, paper, tissue paper
  21. BlueWildRye
    *glances at pronouns* oh no I lost the game
  22. BlueWildRye
    Well that's good to hear. (Desperately trying not to read your signature)
  23. BlueWildRye
    Radiant by FAR. WYR be an Elantrian during the Reod or get dropped into the middle of the Rift (when Dalinar is there... heheh)?
  24. BlueWildRye
    I'm back now although I'm not sure how important that is
  25. BlueWildRye
    "What a shame," Sigismund said. "I was kind of hoping I had escaped this world, but I guess not."
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